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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2019 18:49:39 GMT -6
I undid the acopolypse! Amazing! Can you do anything else with your time-eatery? Like, can you time travel or go to different timelines and stuff? I don't know, I haven't really tried. Whenever I eat time, it just erases the time I ate. Like the thing that just happened. What if you somehow ate time in a different way? Maybe if, instead of eating all of specific amount of time... I ate a hole through time so it wouldn't affect anything... we might be able to travel through the time hole into another time period! Brilliant! Try it out! Eat a hole in time! All right. {He takes a bite and the landscape changes slightly.} Hey, I think it worked! Did it work? Are we in the past? I didn't erase anything, did I? {typing} Nope! The present is still fully intact. We're a day the past! This means we can time travel to whenever we want! And you know what that means! Gfd and Honstlar and Dooble and SRMX12's Excellent Adventure! I was thinking Honstlar and Gfd and Dooble and SRMX12's Excellent Adventure, but that's good too.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 14, 2019 22:28:52 GMT -6
{Cut to the Order sitting at tables in the bar.} So, my dad says that it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three. That sounds delicious! ORDER! ORDER! I hereby call this meeting of the BODH to order! {Present-day Gfd, Honstlar, SRMX12, and Dooble enter the room through a bite-shaped time portal.} So this is the past. Neat. PAST HONSTLAR: Bah! Who are these monstrosities? You take that back! We're you guys from the futuristic year of 2019! Wait, shouldn't this be causing some kind of paradox? Nope! Gfd is simply eating through the fabric of time, so this is a separate timeline than the one we originated from. So we can do whatever we want! I can finally see what I taste like! {eats his past self} Butter chicken! My flavorite!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 11, 2019 18:21:21 GMT -6
PAST HONSTLAR: That Garbles just ate our Garbles! This episode wasn't very interesting. Another! {Gfd chomps forward in time and steps into the Field, which has been Tappatok'd.} Whoa. When was this? I don't remember our planet turning white with Tappatok written all over everything. That's 'cause you were a robot. I told you all about this, remember? Oh, right. PAST HONSTLAR: So what do we do first? PAST GRINDOLO: Maybe we can infiltrate Tappatok headquarters, and see if we can shut down the system. PAST HONSTLAR: Good plan. How do we do that? PAST GRINDOLO: Here, I'll turn us invisible. Then they won't catch us. Yeah, that won't work. They can track your heatwave signatures. PAST GRINDOLO: Wait, what? Honstlar, you didn't tell me you survived twice. PAST HONSTLAR: Gfd, I thought you were a robit! Yeah, I probably was. Allow me to explain. We're merely tourists from the future. We mean you no harm. Or, like... very little harm. Not too much. PAST HONSTLAR: So, based on your presence here... we must've succeeded in the future, right? Can you tell us how to beat Tappatok? You need to ask to be assimilated. Polka music isn't their weakness, so don't bother trying. Instead, you need to trick the Cleanser Geek into entering the migration chamber... PAST GRINDOLO: Cleanser? She's alive too? Yeah, she's actually in charge of this whole thing. PAST GRINDOLO: Oh, I am so firing her. With their leader gone, the Tappatoks will go crazy and the system will start destroying the planet. You'll have a few minutes to get to the cyclocron or whatever it's called, press a few buttons, and turn everything back to normal. PAST HONSTLAR: Thanks. But shouldn't this be causing a paradox or something? Nah. We're from a different timeline, so 's fine. PAST HONSTLAR: Nice! Thanks. This is fun! Which episode should we go to next?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 29, 2019 19:14:30 GMT -6
I dunno. You choose. I can't decide. Surprise me. All right. Here we go! {Gfd chomps another hole in time and they disappear.}PAST HONSTLAR: That was weird. {Zoom out of a security camera. Cut to a Tappatok robot watching it. A hologram of the Cleanser Geek appears.}TAPPATOK #7256: Supreme Tappatok, I regret to inform you that the traitor and the ghost have been informed of future events by travellers from another timeline. This could lead to our downfall. Curious. Where are these timeline travellers now, #7256? TAPPATOK #7256: The blue one bit a hole in the four-dimensional spacetime fabric. I cannot detect their current location in time or space. They escaped through a hole, you say... TAPPATOK #7256: Affirmative. Excellent. Gather every last Tappatok. I have a new plan. TAPPATOK #7256: And what of the two traitors? Dispose of them. We have no need for more robots. We have everything we need already. {Cut to Gfd and friends arriving inside SRMX12's computer, where their past selves have morphed into Power Helmets and are fighting Dark Jimley Omega.} Hey, I remember this. Summon Pantso! Hey, we've solved this riddle before. Anyone remember the answer? Wasn't it his eye? Try riding Beestburdin into his eye. HECTOR: Aw man! Riding Beestburdin into a ghostly end boss's evil eyeball has always been my dream! STEVENS: {trumpet noises} The future. KOVITCH: Oh.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 17, 2020 16:50:03 GMT -6
SUMMON BEESTBURDIN {The ghosts start disappearing, and everything returns to normal.}PAST GFD: Hey, you did it. Thanks, future me. So Dooble doesn't take all the credit in this timeline... all is right with the world. PAST EDITED VIDEO GREG: Feels like an anticlimactic deus ex machina to me. I mean, future selves from another timeline swooping in out of nowhere to save the day? So contrived. Oh, and I almost forgot... this was like a minute before I found out Dooble was related to me! PAST GFD: Wait, Dooble is related to me? Well, good luck with the rest of your timeline. We're going to a new episode. {Gfd chomps another spacetime hole and the present-day gang disappears.}PAST GFD: That was fun. So... what now? PAST HONSTLAR: I dunno. We could make Dooble a member of the B-Team, or... {The Cleanser Geek comes out of another spacetime hole followed by an army of Tappatoks.}PAST HONSTLAR: The Cleanser Geek? What are you doing here? And who are those weird talk bubble robots? This time period... belongs to Tappatok. {Ominous music begins as the past BODH are replaced with Tappatok robots and the surrounding area turns bland and white.}PAST HONSTLAR: All hail Tappatok. {Cut to the present-day gang as they teleport into a volcano.} When are we? What episode did you send us to this time? {The past BODH are fighting alongside Strong Badman to defeat superpowered versions of Grindolo and his minions.} Oh yeah, the Superium Orb thing. How did we beat these guys again? We got another Superium Orb to increase our superpowers, then we got two more Superium Orbs and made Duplicato reverse them into Anti-Superium Orbs, then they exploded and took away everyone's superpowers and made Grindolo's gang weaker. That is an overly convoluted plan. How'd we ever pull it off? Like this. Watch them. {Past Gfd speeds off with his superpowers, then reappears.}PAST GFD: I... {gasp} I just ran around the world... {wheeze} fifty times. PAST HONSTLAR: Why?! PAST GFD: To find this! {pulls out another Superium Orb}PAST SRMX12: Whoa! We're going to get DOUBLE superpowers? No, we are. {Present Gfd touches the orb and the present-day gang turns into their Helmet Squad counterparts.} Speedo has returned! And Flyguy! Eggs Plotion! Robonic! PAST GFD: Hey, you just ruined our plan! Yeah, but now we have superpowers! Come on, let's time travel again! Is it just me, or is this plot getting hard to keep track of?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 9, 2020 20:58:32 GMT -6
What's hard to keep track of? We're time travelling to all our previous episodes, and also we have our superpowers again, and also a bad guy from before has followed us through the timeline and spreading their influence throughout time and space. Wait, what? Oh, did I forget to mention? I saw Tappatok following us through the time portals earlier. {An army of Tappatok robots enter.} There they are now. It's okay, this is another timeline. Any changes Tappatok makes will not cause any paradoxical effects. {The Cleanser Geek steps out of the time portal.} Is that so? It is. I've done extensive research on the subject. As have I. Thanks to your time portals, I've already taken over the universe in not one, but three time periods. My army has increased several trillionfold. The more I convert to Tappatok, the faster I can take over each time period. We will follow you through time and space until you have nowhere else to go, and all of time and space is Tappatok. {The army begins transforming the landscape into Tappatok.} Make that four time periods. Uh oh. Gfd, take us somewhere else! Quick!!{Gfd chomps another hole in spacetime, and they end up in Helmet Quest.} Hey, look at that. It's our animated adventure. {Tappatok enters and takes over the universe. Gfd chomps into another time. Everyone in the Homestar Runner universe is fighting dark clones of themselves in an interdimensional battlefield of several universes.} What is this? This hasn't happened yet. Must've bitten into the future. {Tappatok enters and takes over the universe again. This time, the effect spreads throughout all universes.} Let us away from this madness! {Gfd continues chomping into different time periods, and Tappatok continues following after.} WHAT DO WE DO?! I— {chomp} DON'T— {chomp} KNOW!!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 30, 2020 17:36:59 GMT -6
{As they run through time, SRMX12 types at his computer.} Tappatok has infected the universe in 914 time periods. Now it's 1,096. It's growing exponentially. The more portals we open, the more territory Tappatok conquers. WHAT— {chomp} WE— {chomp} DO?! {chomp} If we stop, we'll become Tappified. If we keep going, they'll gain access to even more time. I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. {Grindolo runs next to them.} But there is something I can do. {Another Grindolo appears.} Me too. {More Grindolos appear.} We can help. We'll stop them. Don't worry about us. WHAT'S— {chomp} HAPP— {chomp} ENING?? {chomp} I just remembered, Grindolo is immune to Tappatok! He's teamed up with versions of himself from other time periods! Ding ding ding. I'm from September 4th, 2018. March 21st, 2021. August 17th, 2017. All right, Grindolos, on three. Ready? One... two... three! {The Grindolos use their power to create a force field around Gfd, Honstlar, SRMX12, and Dooble.} {chews and swallows} Phew. I never thought I'd get tired of eating, but here we are. They can't keep this shield up forever. What should we do? Gfd... if you bite a hole to our regular timeline, this alternate timeline should cease to exist after a while. But until then, the portal will remain open, and our world will be vulnerable to Tappatok's influence. We can't risk it. We should go to the pasture times and stamp on it! It's not that simple, Dooble. Tappatok has invaded thousands of times. If we want to stop them, we'll have to destroy millions of robots in each time period. Unless... What? We destroy the timeline. Gfd will eat the remaining time periods, and since Tappatok will never have existed, they'll disappear forever. What about all the people who live here? This timeline is merely what is known as a "potential reality". As such, it's not "real" in the way you and I are, and thus there is no real consciousness to destroy. So no one dies. Cool. Let's destroy the timeline! The only problem is... we'll be stranded outside of time. And without access to our timeline, we won't be able to go back. We'll be stuck in an endless void for eternity. That's great! I love eternity.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 10, 2020 23:27:15 GMT -6
{Gfd starts sucking up reality.} You'd better hurry. If all of these alternate timeline Grindolos can't keep this shield up, we'll be enslaved by Tappatok from all time periods. This plot is a jam of many flavors! Yeah, the story has gone a bit off the rails, hasn't it? {Eventually Gfd finishes chewing, leaving everyone in a white void.} What happened? I've consumed your timeline. Your Tappytalking robots can't take over the world now! This is merely a roadblock. We will find a way out of here, and when we do, all timelines will bow down to— {Some of the robots begin to vanish.} Hey, what are you guys doing? Vanishing is strictly prohibited under Tappatok law. Oh yeah, their timeline doesn't exist anymore. That means they were never created, were they? {The Cleanser Geek herself begins to disintegrate.} You fools... you'll pay for this! You may have foiled my plans in this timeline, but I have confidence in my other selves. The Cleanser Geek of your timeline will get her revenge, I assure you. You won't get away... with... {disappears fully}{Gfd, Honstlar, SRMX12, and Dooble stare out at the infinite space that lies around them, now completely empty.} So... what now? It's exactly as I warned you about. We are now existing in a state of limbo outside of the flow of time. And because there is no time, nothing can happen, ever. But on the bright side, that means we can't die, right? I'm not sure if that's preferrable to spending an incomprehensibly interminable span of time with you three. Couldn't the void of timelessness at least have Wi-Fi or something? Well, I guess we're going to have to get used to our new home for the next several, thousand, billion, gajrillion, whatever years. I'll sleep in that patch of nothing over there. Aw man, I wanted that patch of nothing.
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 8, 2021 1:20:47 GMT -6
Hey, how did he get here? (Pan to the Goblin dancing while the Goblin music plays.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 11, 2021 21:01:48 GMT -6
Oh, I'm pretty sure he's just some omnipresent cosmic deity, nothing to worry about. So how are we going to survive the next eternity seconds/years without going insane? It'll be great! We have an entire infinite void of nothingness to ourselves. We can do whatever we want! {Gfd coughs up EDITED Video Greg's magic sketchbook.} I forgot I ate that. You're right, with this sketchbook, we can turn anything we want into reality! We can create our own universe! We can moisten a salad! THE GOBLIN: {dances} That's a terrible suggestion, Goblin.
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 15, 2021 13:30:11 GMT -6
Yeah, they don't even have parking lots, let alone meter maids!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 15, 2021 14:48:37 GMT -6
{Fade to later. An entire city has been drawn to fill the empty void. Gfd sits atop a giant castle in a throne made of cheese. Honstlar lives in a luxury mansion. SRMX12 flies around in a spaceship. Dooble sits in a can of beans.} Subjects of Honstgfdsrmxdooblia, I hereby decree that all cream puffs created within this province shall be donated as a tax to Prime Emperor Garbles. Hey, you said that about donuts last month. Besides, we don't even live in your province anymore, remember? Your decrees no longer apply to us. That's right, I forgot you seceded back in Marchember 301.8. Well, I suppose my army is going to have to invade your province, then. Go ahead. Honstopolis has been building a force field protecting its twelve major cities, which should now be fully operational. You don't stand a chance. {A sketched army of robot soldiers bursts out of Gfd's castle.} Ready the spacefleet, Vice Grandmaster! Our citizens must evacuate to the 52nd shelter site! Leave none behind! But Honstopolis alone has a population of 1.2 million, not to mention all the other territories! What about those beneath the Dooblius caverns? They survived the invasion of Septobruary 27.1, they should be in no harm. Now go, protect the Honstopolians from our Prime Emperor's forces! GOBLIN: {dances} No, Goblin, Waddlus-4 is several galaxies away from Garbloid Major. That's just not feasible.
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 15, 2021 16:36:43 GMT -6
(Dooble throws a moonrock at Honstlar.) Hey, Big Jim!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 17, 2021 15:42:57 GMT -6
Arch-Tyrant Dooble Supreme! I thought our nations had an alliance! How could you break our 1,500-yearnth truce? There are no beans in this agreement! Attack, strudels! {An army of strudels rises from under the ground.} No! Dooble has been building an army of super strudel soldiers for the past 1,500 yearnths! {Complete war breaks out between the nations. Cut to the Pillquarters.} Where's Gfd, Honstlar, SRMX12, and Dooble? They're supposed to be here. If we want to find them, we have to think like them. What would Gfd do? If I was Gfd, I would purchase a truckload of food items, then accidentally topple a city down with that truck. I'd fix the city by merging reality with video games and paying Mista Fixit with the Infinite Power Crunch, which bestows endless coins. This infinite money would cause the economy to collapse, but I would use my eating powers to reverse my mistake, then go on a time travelling adventure just for fun. Unfortunately, Tappatok would chase us through time, and my only course of action would be to consume the timeline, leaving us stranded outside of time in an eternal void of nothing. How do you know? Just a hunch. {Cut back to the void beyond time.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 27, 2022 17:39:33 GMT -6
{Gfd, Honstlar, SRMX12, and Dooble are flying around in spaceships crashing through different planets.} You can't get away from me! I will have those cream puffs! {A stack of strudels blocks the spaceships.} No, Dooble's army of strudels is blocking the barrier to the 217th sector! How will we circumnavigate the forces of Honstopolis-12? {A portal opens and the rest of the BODH walks out.} Hey, nice timeless void. You guys draw all these planets yourselves? Dang, looks like they've set up a whole system of government, and its factions are currently waging war over the consumption of pastries. Who would've expected anything less from these guys being trapped in an eternal void of nothingness? How long've you been here, anyways? Invaders from beyond our realm! Attack! {The spaceships begin shooting beams down at the BODH.} Ow, hey, stop! It's us, the BODH, remember? The BODH? That sounds... vaguely familiar, doesn't it? Yeah, didn't we know these guys before the whole "trapped for eternity in our own dimension" thing? Wow, they must've been here a long time. Technically they've been here for no time at all, since this place is outside of the flow of time. That's why it was no time at all in our world, but potentially millions of years in theirs. Weren't we in, like, some kinda club? Yeah, come on. You're late for our meeting. But I just made a military strike against the keepers of the cream puffs! I must see this plan through to the end!! We have cream puffs at the Pillquarters. Oh. Well then, count me in!
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 10, 2022 18:33:05 GMT -6
Oh yeah, that reminds me, where's my hoverboard? Your what?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 14, 2022 22:03:33 GMT -6
I believe you left it in the 2.7th dimensional sector during the Invasions of District S7-14R. Ah, of course. {a keyboard protrudes from his hat; he types on it and a hoverboard appears} Now we can leave. Don't forget my wealth of the billion hyperdoubloons! That was sent back in time by the mechanical faction of the Zar'aight province, remember? I'm not sure I want to know any more about what's been going on here. It's okay, you're not missing much. It's only been, what, 20,000 yearnths? Yearnths? Yeah, we had to make up a new unit of time measurement 'cause it's been so long. So how many days is a yearnth? This unit of measurement isn't compatible with any other systems of measurement. Calculation is impossible. Exactly. Yearnths function on a non-linear spacetime quantification. Time works differently here, you see. So, uh, how 'bout those cream puffs? Yes! Cream puffs for all!! {Everyone walks through the portal, with Honstlar flying on his hoverboard.}
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 21, 2022 13:49:55 GMT -6
{Cut to the BODH in the Pillquarters.} And that's what happened to all those cream puffs. Uh, Supreme Overlord, that story made no sense at all.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 21, 2022 22:17:40 GMT -6
What part didn't make sense? I dunno, maybe the part where you destroyed and rebuilt an entire city? Or became infinitely rich and caused the apocolypse? Or the bit where a robot army took over the entirety of the timeline? Or that section where the cream puffs all just spontaneously combusted for no reason at all? That was a true part. What's with the crumbs on your face? It's a fashion statement. Can we end the episode now to make it ambiguous as to whether the story actually happened? Sure, whatever. {Cut to a black screen with text reading "the somewhat edible end". A bite is taken out of the text.}
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