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Post by Honstlar on Aug 4, 2018 13:32:35 GMT -6
This script has been copied from the forum archive.
{Open on a sunrise next to Gfd's house} {offscreen} This is a story about my best friend and cousin, Gfd. He may not be that smart, but he has a big heart... {Cut to Gfd in his kitchen eating a giant plate of pancakes} ...and a big stomach. That was some grooooood pancakes. Let's see what else I can eat today... {Wipe to Bubs' Concession Stand} Howdy, blue man! Hey there, other blue man! You got any food-style items? All kinds, I got dry food, wet food, damp food, fruit food, potato food, space food, sliced crayon and seasoned cement food... Well then, I'll take dry food, wet food, damp food, fruit food, potato food, space food, sliced crayon and seasoned cement food. So, everything we have in stock? Every last crumb. I knew you'd order that. So I put all my foodstuffs in a truck in the back! Thanks, Bubsness! {Gfd walks around the stand and gets in the truck} {to himself} I've never driven before, but it can't be too complicated, right? {Cut to Honstlar and his fish Boobtube watching TV in his house} Wait for it... {Bonking noises} {laughing} THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH 50 COCONUTS! {The truck crashes in} Whoops. {Gfd smashes into a building and knocks it over} Oh dear. {Gfd turns around, only to bump into another building, causing the whole city to collapse like dominos} I gotta get outta here!! {He drives as fast as he can, only to send himself flying off a cliff. The screen dims.}NARRATOR: Will Gfdgsrxgwhatever make it out of this situasche? {a question mark appears over the screen} Tune in right now to find out! {Cut to the truck at the bottom, completely intact} How is that thing not obliterated?! That's it. I'm never driving again. {starts climbing the cliff} {Cut to the top of the cliff. Gfd climbs onto it, exhausted.} {looks toward the camera} Uh oh. {Cut to a reverse shot from Gfd's point of view, looking at the city, demolished in fiery ruin} That's not very great. {Honstlar appears flying with his helmet's propeller} What have you done? I've broken the universe. {pause} No, not the universe, just the city. I don't seem to recall Free Country, USA having so many buildings. I think I drove out of Free Country and into New Prance City. POLICE OFFICER: FREEZE! Here's an idea, RUN!!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 4, 2018 15:00:39 GMT -6
{Gfd runs} I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!! {Cut to Gfd in jail. The door slams shut.}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 4, 2018 15:03:33 GMT -6
I didn't make it!!! Ahem. (Pan to Honstlar in a prison uniform)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 4, 2018 15:52:03 GMT -6
What the—?! Excuse me, Jailm'n... GUARD: What is it, city destroyer? May I ask, why is Honstlar in here? He didn't do anything wrong. GUARD: He was found near the scene of the crime. Research showed he was your "Supreme Overlord". He must have told you to destroy New Prance City. That's a five-thousand-year sentence.
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2018 15:36:44 GMT -6
FIVE THOUSAND?!?!?!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 15:38:45 GMT -6
I won't even live that long!! GUARD: That's the law, evil overlord. You won't leave this cell for another five millenia. How about a deal? You free us, in exchange for... {takes his hat off and looks into it} five grilled cheese sandwiches. GUARD: Absolutely not. Tell you what. I'll throw in a half-eaten, seventy-six-year-old sock... and an empty bottle of mustard.
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2018 15:40:47 GMT -6
(Pause.) Guard: Deal. (Cut to Honstlar and Gfd walking out of the prison.) I told you prison guards will do anything for cheese.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 15:54:30 GMT -6
You're a genius, Garbles! I sure am. {They approach the jail door, which is guarded}GUARD 2: Excuse me, who are you? Jacques G. Fernández III, PhD. And this is my associate— What? No, you're Honstlar Waddler. And I'm Gfdgsgxgzgdgfgzg...g... Garbles. GUARD 2: Ah, the five thousand year-ers. Who gave you the authority to leave? I believe his name was Guard Jones. He let us go on the count of cheese. GUARD 2: Makes sense. Have a nice life. {opens the door}{Honstlar and Gfd walk outside} Ah! I haven't breathed fresh air in a long time. What was it, like an hour ago? Yep. Ahhh... it's nice to finally be free. What should we do now?
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2018 16:11:48 GMT -6
I don't know, try to eat a skyscraper? Cover Kyoto in ketchup, whatever you normally do.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 17:52:27 GMT -6
Eat a skyscraper? Yeah, but I do that every day, and... WAIT. What if... I can eat New Prance City back to normal?
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2018 17:54:10 GMT -6
That's ingenious!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 17:56:16 GMT -6
{They look at the ruins of New Prance City} That's a lotta destruction. It'll take a while to eat it all. But... how can you possibly eat something back to normal? Cuz', you're underestimating my eating abilities.
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2018 17:57:31 GMT -6
(Gfd pulls out the Garby Orb)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 17:59:36 GMT -6
{...and eats it, transforming him into Garby} Now I just need to eat a good skyscraper-repairman. And I know juuust the guy... {Cut to Bubs in his concession stand}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2018 18:07:34 GMT -6
(Singing) Doo-do-do-do-doo, I'm not digested, doo-do-do-
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 19:44:22 GMT -6
{jumps in front of the stand} Ah-HA! Bwah!! Uh— salsa-filled pants! Bubs, I'm not asking you to inspire me. I'm just going to eat you. Oh thank goshness, that's a relie— wait what?! {devours Bubs and turns into him} Now to go fix up that city! {walks offscreen} {Cut back to New Prance City}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2018 19:49:55 GMT -6
So, Bubs-Kirby-Garbles, how we gonna fix dis?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 20:08:56 GMT -6
We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup! Wow, you really are Bubs. You know it! Now let's start fixin'! {Garbubs gets out his fixing supplies and starts hammering nails into one of the fallen buildings}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2018 22:45:05 GMT -6
{Fade to the same place at night. It looks completely the same, except one of the buildings is slightly less destroyed-looking. Garbubs is exhausted and still working.} {wheezing} I... thought Bubs would be... faster than this. Yeah, you'd think so, but you're forgetting one thing: he's Bubs. Not some super-fixer-man. Super fixer man... Honstlar! You're a genius! I'm a what now? {spitting out Bubs and turning back into himself} 'Scuse me a moment. I have an arcade machine to break. {runs off}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 6, 2018 16:09:35 GMT -6
{Cut to a slow zoom-in of the exterior of Strong Bad's house at night. Cut to Gfd and Honstlar in burglar costumes outside the door.} So, uh, how should we get in here? And why should we get in here? You'll see.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 7, 2018 17:53:53 GMT -6
No, but seriously, how do we get in here? Just knock on the door. {knock knock} {whispering} AHHH! What are you doing?! You're going to get us caught!! {Cut to Strong Bad walking across the hallway, sleepily, to open the door. Cut to a close-up of his hand on the knob. He turns it... opens the door... and...} Aw man, no one here. Must've been some pranksters or squirrels or something. {slams door closed}{Cut to Gfd and Honstlar in the basement} See? That distracted him, so he didn't even notice us come in through the window!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2018 0:22:53 GMT -6
So, we found the arcade-a-machine. What do we do now? {gets out a pipe} This! {smashes the arcade machine to bits with the pipe} GFD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?! I'm afraid not, my dear Waddler. This is going exactly as planned... But... but you broke it! Why?! That'll be so expensive for Strong Bad to fix! Look, you even broke the fan! Did I, though? {The arcade machine turns into Trogdor as his theme begins} AAAHHH! GFD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I'm fixing New Prance City, of course. I've fought Trogdor too many times! I can't bear to do it again! D'worry, we don't gots to fight him. We just gots to get some logic in him! I don't think dragons' minds are capable of processing much "logic"... They just want to burninate everything. That's what you think. {gets out a logic board}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 8, 2018 0:25:06 GMT -6
A logic board? I don't think you should be messing with that, considering your history with radiation.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2018 0:40:52 GMT -6
That's the point! {swallows a jar of glowing chemicals} Isn't that dangerous? I'm Gfd, remember? I've eaten worse. {inserts the logic board into the Trogdor machine}{The screen flashes white}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2018 21:27:40 GMT -6
{Strong Bad walks down the stairs} {yawn} Oh man. I just heard this big explosion. What happened down here? I'ma check it ou— WAH! What are you guys doin' in here?! Uh oh. Now's our time to leave. {Gfd and Honstlar run away, breaking a hole in the wall. Cut to them running in The Field, alongside pixelated areas and video game characters.} What happened to Free Country, USA? Did you just break two cities?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 9, 2018 13:50:42 GMT -6
Quite the opposite, acktchly. You seem so confident and unworried about all this. It's making me nervous. {They arrive at The Poopsmith's pile. He is wearing a pixelated hard hat.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 9, 2018 19:57:25 GMT -6
Excuse me, Mista Fixit, but, uh... {whispering to Honstlar} help me out here, how do I say it? Excuse me, Mista Fixit, but Gfd here just broke an entire city. {holds up a sign reading "An entire city?! How is that even possible?"} Turns out, New Prance City buildings aren't very stable. They can be knocked over by a simple truck. And in unrelated news, Bubs should never trust me to drive a truck again. So, since the city is broke... we needed someone to fix it. And we immediately thought of you! {smiles} Would you like to come with us and fix a whole bunch of fallen buildings? {Mista Fixit disappears, and a pixelated message reading "MISTA FIXIT HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY" appears} Wah! Where'd he go? He's in our party now. What does that mean exactly? Like... where is he? You know, it's like he's in our inventory. All the things we have and can use at any time, without actually having them or carrying them around. I have a lifetime's supply of chocolate bars in my inventory right now! {pulls a pixelated chocolate bar out of nowhere and eats it}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 17, 2018 20:59:30 GMT -6
{Wipe to New Prance City. Gfd and Honstlar arrive.} Fix it, Fixit! {Mista Fixit appears and starts repairing the buildings}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 19, 2018 18:20:45 GMT -6
It's working!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 23, 2018 0:09:57 GMT -6
{Eventually, the city is restored to how it used to be} Whoa, look! He even fixed all the people who died in that horrific accident! Everyone's alive and well! New Prance City is exactly the same as it used to be! That man's fixin' powers are truly incredible. {Mista Fixit walks up to Gfd} So I guess you're done, huh? You can go back to... whatever game you came from. {shakes his head and holds up a sign that reads "$$$$$$$$$$$"}
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