{We open with "Metalmation" appearing in large block letters against a grey background, followed by "presents" in cursive. Music is playing. Cut to a different grey background. Cartoon figures of Limozeen drop in.}
SINGER: Remember those guys from that band Limozeen?
{The Limozeen logo appears. Cut to a yellow background, where the Limozeen tour bus drops in.}
SINGER: Well, they turned their tour bus into a space machine!
{The tour bus transforms into a spaceship, and the background changes to a starry background. The tour spaceship speeds off to the left as the screen changes to Limozeen performing in spacesuits.}
SINGER: But they're still Limozeen!
{Close up on Larry.}
LARRY: We're still Limozeen!
{Cut to Limozeen in front of the same grey background as before, in usual costume. One by one, each band member gains a spacesuit(and in the case of Mary, a potbelly and red hair).}
SINGER: But they're in space!
{Cut to a starry background, with the Limozeen logo. Larry is in the foreground looking confused whilst the rest of the band is in the background.}
LARRY: But we're in space?!
{Larry moves next to the rest of the band. The words "but they're in space!" appear. Teeg walks in from stage right. The theme song stops.}
TEEG DOUGLAND: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. We're currently in a piece of low-effort fan-fiction. {One final chord of the theme song plays.} {Title card for "LADIES, WE'RE STAYING AT PLANET 302 OF THE RAMADA SYSTEM" written by B.B.Q. Chimendez appears. From there, we fade in onto an exterior shot of a futuristic stadium where loud cheering can be heard.}
Last Edit: Apr 26, 2023 23:04:10 GMT -6 by Honstlar
Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 26, 2023 2:14:20 GMT -6
LARRY:{singing} We've got the heart of a planet, and the wings of some stars, because we're in space! {Cut to the interior of the stadium, where a different band is playing. Cut to Limozeen in the audience.} GARY: Uh, we're not on yet, Larry. LARRY: I know, I'm saving the audience from exposure to mediocre metal! These guys' lead singer is terrible! {Cut to Limozeen getting kicked out of the stadium.} PERRY: Nice going, Larry. If you had waited to sing until our show, we could have actually performed tonight. LARRY: Serves 'em right! They don't deserve our music anyway.
Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2023 2:06:20 GMT -6
LARRY: That's exactly the problem. We're not respected as musicians anymore! Back in the day, we could waltz into any concert and start rocking out, and our squeedles were met with nothing but uproarious applause! {Teeg walks in.} TEEG: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. Alt rock is topping the charts, and the popularity of glam metal is at an all-time low in the nebulous sector. LARRY: There's only one way for us to receive the respect we deserve... bringing the metal back to where it belongs!!
Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 20, 2024 2:49:37 GMT -6
LARRY: Also bringing the bus back to where it belongs! {Cut to the band on public transit.} LARRY:{hitting on a babelien} Hey, you ever heard that song "Nite Mamas"? BABELIEN: No, I— LARRY: I knew you had. I was the one who sang that. {Awkward pause.} LARRY: Larry Palaroncini. GARY: THE Larry Palaroncini. LARRY: I assume you're too shy to ask for my autograph. Well, here you go. {hands the babelien a parking ticket with LARRY scrawled on it} Free of charge. ANOTHER ALIEN: Oh, I recognize you! You're from one of them bands that was popular 15 years ago!
LARRY: Fifteen years ago?! I could of sworn we were last popular thirteen years ago!
Your supreme overlord speaking...
Shoutbox
Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: (It's kind of confusing since we write episodes out of order, but you can see the full list on the wiki.)
Aug 1, 2022 19:37:19 GMT -6
Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: Say Becca, we're thinking about introducing you at a certain point in the Lunatic Laptop episode. So you can show up in any episodes that happen after that, rather than episodes before it.
Aug 1, 2022 19:36:50 GMT -6