Grindolo
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Powerful Cosmic Warlock
YOU WILL ALL DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN.
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Post by Grindolo on Jun 25, 2022 13:48:04 GMT -6
Felicitations, puny ones, It is I, the all-powerful Grindolo Warraki coming to you live from the infernal plains. Things have been rather slow since I was killed by my master, Xar'ak, and I thought what better way to spend eternity than answering questions from my immortal enemies? I obviously couldn't think of anything, so here we are.
ASK ME ANYTHING!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 25, 2022 18:40:33 GMT -6
What's your favorite food? Do you plan to return to the mortal realm? If so, what's your weakness? Got any good salsa recipes?
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Grindolo
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YOU WILL ALL DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN.
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Post by Grindolo on Jun 25, 2022 19:05:56 GMT -6
1. I haven't needed to eat food for over 500 years, but in my prime, I conquered a small planet named Omnidlux 88. On that planet was a beast known as the Kthorplax, a freakish little thing not too dissimilar from an Earth boar. It tasted excellent, especially if served with crouton stuffing and a healthy slathering of hot sauce. 2. Of course I'm planning to return! What, do you think just because I'm double-dead, that means I've given up trying to conquer the Earth and kill you and your friends?!? I never give up! Giving up is not the Warraki way!!!! 3. Aside from being abandoned and later killed by my master, none. 4. Take a 14 oz can of generic canned diced tomatoes (drained), a 10 oz can of name-brand diced tomatoes (also drained), 2 or 3 Roma tomatoes, a tablespoon of onion powder, a teaspoon of minced garlic, 1 to 2 tablespoons of diced jalapenos a teaspoon of garlic salt (with parsley flakes) 1/4ths a teaspoon ground cumin, a medium size handful of cilantro (washed) a dash of Tabasco (or your kickin' hot sauce of choice) a teaspoon of lime juice, and a squirt of ketchup (or catsup, if desired), shove 'em in a blender or food processor and mix until well blended.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 29, 2022 23:56:57 GMT -6
What was your favorite evil plan? Who's your favorite BODH member and why is it me? Why am I asking so many questions?!
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Grindolo
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Powerful Cosmic Warlock
YOU WILL ALL DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN.
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Post by Grindolo on Jun 30, 2022 16:34:46 GMT -6
1. It's a tie between rebooting the universe and absorbing the power of the Earth's core. I don't think that last one has been made into a script yet, though. 2. The one in the skin-tight pink job, mostly because she hasn't done anything to offend me yet. Come to think of it, I don't think she's done anything period. 3. Because you're an idiot.
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 31, 2022 23:21:22 GMT -6
Why you such a poopyhead?
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Grindolo
New Member
Powerful Cosmic Warlock
YOU WILL ALL DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN.
Posts: 8
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Post by Grindolo on Nov 16, 2022 23:42:11 GMT -6
Why you such bad grammarer?
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