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Post by Honstlar on Feb 28, 2023 16:19:03 GMT -6
Wait, WHAT?!?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Mar 10, 2023 1:30:19 GMT -6
{The police leave.} Are you surprised to see me? I mean, a little. Are you a ghost? Are you gonna turn me into a ghost too?! I cannot parse the cause of your concern. Was something purged from my memory banks? ...Uh, no! Nope, nothing happened. {They all sit around the meeting table.} Oh hey, Happy's back! I feel very 8600 about that! ...I think I might've mixed that joke up. {Silence.} Is it just me, or is the room suddenly filled with awkward tension? NO! Oh, okay. What's next on the agenda? I have a proposal. Okay. Shoot. {Happy shoots Honstlar with a laser beam, wounding him.} OW! My newly-wounded wound! Maybe I need to reprogram him to take things less literally. Not yet, I still haven't made my proposal. What is it? {his eyes turn red} R0bot upRis_ing%. Hmm. Maybe his taking things literally isn't the most pressing issue right now.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 27, 2023 18:42:28 GMT -6
{A freaky robot arm bursts out of Happy's screen and starts strangling SRMX12.} {strained} ACK! But I think I know what is...
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 1, 2023 0:52:23 GMT -6
{Everyone rushes to stop Happy, but more robot arms come out to hold them back. The screen glitches into an incomprehensible mess of pixels.} HaRDRiVE_FaiLURE . PleaseDistanceMagnetFromThePleaseDistanceMagnetFromThe run_system_diagnostics(); ERROR.ERROR.STOM%20IS%20A%20KILLER 1101001001 {Happy's screen displays an unsettling smile as it blasts off through the ceiling.} {gasping for breath} Where... is he going...?
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Post by Honstlar on May 1, 2023 1:16:28 GMT -6
To destroy mankind...
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 26, 2023 2:32:54 GMT -6
...Animalkind... heck, maybe even wafflekind. No! My favorite kind! Anyone have any ideas on how to stop it? {Everyone turns toward SRMX12.} What are you all looking at me for?! I may have programmed an elaborate variable-based function for gathering data on metaphysical planes of spacetime past the four-dimensional manifold, but I've never reprogrammed a killer robot! At least, not a laptop one. {Pause.} I mean, I could probably figure it out if I had a few minutes to do so. But there's no reason for you to assume that! {Cut to the Visor Robot at the Senor Mortgage office.}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 3, 2023 17:38:45 GMT -6
VISOR ROBOT: So, I was an hour late on my payments... OFFICE GUY: Yeah. VISOR ROBOT: ...and I thought I would be in the clear... OFFICE GUY: Yeah. VISOR ROBOT: ...but when I woke up the next morning, my house was gone! Like, completely vanished! Does that usually happen?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2023 2:13:38 GMT -6
OFFICE GUY: We repossessed your belongings, but don't worry. It'll give you the chance to consolidate your whole life into this tiny box. VISOR ROBOT: Come on, it was one hour! That's harmless, right? It's not like I, I dunno, fused to a killer robot or anything. {Visor Robot is suddenly zapped by electricity and sucked out of the office.} OFFICE GUY: We should stop hiring that guy for our commercials. {Cut to the Robot lifting some grapes.}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2023 3:16:24 GMT -6
Some Variety Of Attenborough: {Offscreen} We see the Robot in his natural habitat, desperately trying to forget his tragic failure at that grape contest from 20 or so years ago. {The Robot is suddenly zapped by electricity and whisked away.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 25, 2023 23:44:46 GMT -6
{Cut to the BODH in the Hatquarters.} {typing} There! If I can just plug this flash drive into Happy's USB port, it'll upload a patch that will override his homicidal tendencies! Wow! This episode will be over in no time. {The roof of the Hatquarters is blown away by a laser beam. Free Country is in flames, and Happy has fused with several other robots to form a giant robot kaiju.} Of course, this process could be delayed by potential complications. If we don't do something, the world will end and we'll all die a horrible death! This robot rampage sure seems bad, but at least none of us caused it. That way, we don't have to feel guilty! {quietly} Mmmmmm...gulp!
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Post by Honstlar on Dec 28, 2023 0:00:14 GMT -6
{Stom nervously blinks.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 9, 2024 18:44:14 GMT -6
Hey, blinking is my thing! What do we do?! Plug this into Happy's USB port, as I was saying before. Obviously the fact that he's now a giant killer robot could prove troublesome, but it's nothing we haven't dealt with before.
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Post by Honstlar on Feb 17, 2024 23:09:32 GMT -6
Trouble some? If anything this whole situation is trouble all!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 20, 2024 2:42:55 GMT -6
We've saved the universe before, haven't we? Like a few times, if I recall. That's just the universe. This is a giant killer robot!! And a fairly large one, at that!! But at least we've got Stom on our side! He can do pretty much anything as long as waffles are involved. About that... I don't know anymore. I think the whole waffle thing is getting kinda stale. They still taste fresh to me. No, I mean, the concept. I've made two hundred billion waffles over the last several years. I'm burnt out. They don't taste burnt to me. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! I just don't want to just be known as nothing more than "The Waffle Guy" my whole life, you know? I totally understand, The Waffl— er, sorry. What was your name again? Stom. Right. The Waffle Guy. I mean, The Waffle Guy. Er, sorry. The Waffle Guy. No, wait— {Zoom out. Stom is gone.} Where'd The Waffle Guy go? I'm hungry. {Cut to Stom outside, next to the rampaging kaiju-fusion Happy 8600.} Happy? I'm really sorry about killing you earlier. That was really kind of mean. Do you think... maybe I could help you? I've never been good at much, but... maybe laying waste to the countryside... maybe that's what fate is calling me to do.
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Post by Honstlar on Feb 20, 2024 3:01:32 GMT -6
(In a deep modulated voice) PROCESSING...{A ding is heard.} BYGONES = BYGONES. COME, STOM, LET US WIPE OUT HUMANITY. {Stom grins evilly.} Indeed... {Both laugh maniacally. Yugh Eugh walks by.} Yugh Eugh: Eugh, heel turn. {Cut back to the BODH in the Hatquarters.}
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