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Post by Honstlar on Jan 21, 2023 2:59:40 GMT -6
{Strong Bad stops typing.} Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I'll consider not punching you in the face... I mean answer them. {Pause.} Man, I always forget how that sign-off goes. {The CGI Paper comes down.} (offscreen) C-G-eeow! {Static cut to...}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 2, 2023 0:33:19 GMT -6
{...the title card of "Those Wacky Helmets". Saxophone music plays as the scene cuts to a suburban house vaguely resembling a pill.}{Cut to the inside, which is full of stereotypical '80s living room decor. All of the BODH members inexplicably have mullets.} What's on the agenda for today, Brother Honstlar? {Canned audience laughter. A knock at the door is heard.} A special guest, apparently! {The audience cackles uproariously, then starts coughing violently for several minutes. Honstlar opens the door, and the audience cheers at the sight of the visitor.} Hello, Honstlar. Well! If it isn't The Pretender of the popular sitcom "The Warraki Family"! Wow, I didn't know there was a crossover happening today. Listen, Grindolo's birthday is in eight hours, and I want to kill you secretly so I can surprise him with your corpses. Is that cool with you? That wouldn't be preferrable, no. {The audience guffaws.}
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Post by Honstlar on Mar 5, 2023 4:13:06 GMT -6
Are there any things of equal or lesser value you can substitute our corpses with?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 1, 2023 0:29:37 GMT -6
Now that I think about it... he is expecting me to write him a song. But I have no idea how to write lyrics, or melodies, or harmonies, or rhymes, or reasons, or treasons for any seasons. When it comes to riddles and fiddles, I know squat diddles. I can't even sing along, much less write a whole dang song. {Honstlar puts a microphone up to the Pretender while SRMX12 plays a beat on his laptop.} I can't even sing a tune, I'll just sound like some buffoon. When my music enters the ear, it's not something you want to hear. I can't think of a single line... at this point, I may as well resign. {Applause.} Those were some dope rhymes if I ever heard 'em! I rhymed? You've got some potential, kid. And I think with our help, you'll be able to come up with something Grindolo will love. Yeah! He'll love your song so much, he'll forgive you for not murdering us.
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