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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 4, 2018 14:46:20 GMT -6
The beginning of this script can be seen at the forum archive.To recap, the BODH and B-Team have found a Superium Orb, giving them superpowers and destroying the Pillquarters, so they live with Strong Badman. They fight enemies such as Duplicato, the Aminal Mafia, and finally... Grindolo and his minions with superpowers. Grindolo (Dolo Supreme) has every power the Helmet Squad has, The Pretender (Super Pretendo) can pretend things into existence, The Cleanser Geek (Cleansotron) can cleanse things out of existence, and Mr. Dando (Dan Demon) can control plants. The bad guys win, and Strong Badman is the only survivor. STRONG BADMAN: And I guess you'll kill me too, right? Wrong! I'm going to keep you alive so I can make you my slave.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 6, 2018 15:50:31 GMT -6
{Dolo Supreme shoots energy at Strong Badman. Strong Badman turns dark purple with yellow eyes, and kneels before Dolo Supreme.}STRONG BADMAN: I am at your service... my master. Excellent. Now, Strong Bandolo, you will help me rule over the world, and— VOICE: Not so faaast!
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 6, 2018 15:51:05 GMT -6
Who said that?!?!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 6, 2018 16:16:21 GMT -6
{Arsene Video Greg walks in} Don't forget, I'm in the Helmet Squad too. So wait, why weren't you in the rest of the episode? 'Cause I didn't become a B-Team member until the end of an earlier episode, and that part wasn't written until a couple weeks ago. Continuity errors are the worst. You can't destroy us, Arsene. You don't even have superpowers. Oh yeah? {Cut to a flashback of Arsene watching TV in the Pillquarters} That's the wrong answer! This game show is the worst. {An explosion destroys the Pillquarters} Whoa! What was that? And why do I feel so powerful? {Cut back to the volcano} Whether you have superpowers or not is irrelevant. Because you can't destroy us. I know. I'm not trying to destroy you. ...I'm trying to help them. What now? {Arsene floats up, as the scene rewinds to the point where every Helmet Squad member is alive} Not so fast, Grindolo! What?! How is this possible? Time travel powers from the Superium Orb, of course.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 7, 2018 17:48:52 GMT -6
Call me ThymeMaster. {a superhero costume appears on him} No matter. I destroyed you all before. I'll simply destroy you again! Sorry, Dolo. Arsene will just keep bringing us back. Again and again. Forever. Until we defeat you. There's no way for you to win. We'll just keep repeating the same moment. And sandwiches! Well, if that's the way you're going to do it... then I'll kill Arsene first! {crushes Arsene with his fist}{The scene rewinds slightly, so that Arsene is alive} Dolo Supreme, we've come to bargain. And, uh, and destroy you. We told you that you can't win. NOOOO!!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2018 0:25:55 GMT -6
Dolo? I have an idea... Hey, go for it. Since I have the power to pretend things into being... I'll pretend your past enemies: DUPLICATO and THE AMINAL MAFIA!! {Duplicato and the Aminal Mafia poof into the volcano}DUPLICATO: Whoa, I'm alive again. Where am I? Who is everyone? DUCKM'N: DUCK NOT LIKE LAVA! Aw man. We already fought these guys! This story's getting too repetitive. Don't you worry a bit, Honstles. I have a plan...
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2018 21:18:35 GMT -6
{Gfd becomes blurry for a moment, then reappears, exhausted} I... {gasp} I just ran around the world... {wheeze} fifty times. Why?! To find this! {pulls out another Superium Orb} Whoa! We're going to get DOUBLE superpowers?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 9, 2018 13:56:45 GMT -6
I guess we'll see. Oh and Homestar... can you transform into a wall? I don't want Dolo or his goons getting any more powerful. You betcha! {transforms into a wall between the good guys and bad guys} 3! 2! 1! {touches the Superium Orb}{There is a large explosion. When the dust clears, the Helmet Squad has turned into their comic book-style, muscular Strong Badman counterparts.}STRONG BADMAN: {muffled; offscreen} Hey, guys! {breaks through the wall from the other side} Ow. STRONG BADMAN: You left me on the side with the bad guys!! {turns back into Strong Badman-style Homestar} Whoops. Sorry. STRONG BADMAN: And... hey, how did you guys get so cool-looking all of a sudden?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 9, 2018 19:46:51 GMT -6
We found another Superium Orb! Our powers have doubled! STRONG BADMAN: Aw man. Wish I could've been there. {glares at Homestar} I have the slightest pants!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Sept 19, 2018 22:47:45 GMT -6
Sorry I left you outside. You'll get double superpowers another time. Well, let's defeat those evildoers! Oh, it's on! DON MICHAEL: We'll beat you this time! DUPLICATO: DUPLICATE! CHARGE! {Both sides charge at each other in slow motion}
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Post by Honstlar on Sept 21, 2018 13:54:02 GMT -6
(Slowly) I NEEEED TOOO TIIIINKLEE!!!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Sept 23, 2018 17:17:24 GMT -6
{The speed returns to normal. Everyone starts fighting each other.} We're in the middle of a giant battle, Gfd! Wait just a few minutes! EYEBEAM! DARK MATTER ENERGY BURST! LASER BLAST! PLANT SHIELD! SPLOSCHE!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 4, 2018 18:49:25 GMT -6
{exhausted} Even with two Superium Orbs, we're still no match. They're too powerful. We need a new strategy. STRONG BADMAN: I think I have a plan...
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 25, 2018 19:53:49 GMT -6
STRONG BADMAN: Speedo! Yeah? STRONG BADMAN: Speed around the world again. I need two more Superium Orbs. TWO MORE?! We already have double superpowers! And why are there so many of these things all of a sudden? So wait, are we going to get quadruple superpowers?! STRONG BADMAN: Not quite. Now go! {Gfd speeds off and comes back with two orbs} {gasp} I'm never {wheeze} running around the {cough} world four million {huff} seven thousand two hundred fifty {puff} six times ever again. Do we touch the orbs now? STRONG BADMAN: No. Not yet. We don't want more superpowers.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 18, 2018 18:17:57 GMT -6
Oh, come on! Now what we does, cake mix?! STRONG BADMAN: I need a volunteer. Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! STRONG BADMAN: Yeah, sure, you. I need you to be bait. Wait, what?! Like for fishing? Are we going fishing?! STRONG BADMAN: No, bait for Duplicato. We need to get him to shoot at you. WHAT?! STRONG BADMAN: Just stand here... {whispers to Gfd} I have a less than sufficient feeling about this. {loudly} Hey, Duplicato! I surrender! DUPLICATO: Oh, good. So you mean you'll stop fighting us? Yep. Just one thing... remember how you made the reverse us? The HDOB? DUPLICATO: Er, yes, I do remember that. Why? You should do that same thing, and turn me into a reverse version of myself. If I can't win this battle, I might as well be a bad guy so I can join the winning side. DUPLICATO: Sure, why not. {shoots Gfd}{Gfd speeds out of the way and puts the two Superium Orbs in its place. The shot reverses them into Anti-Superium Orbs.} Phew. I did it, Badm'n. Now we have two spheres of not-superpowers. What do we do now?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 14, 2019 20:06:50 GMT -6
STRONG BADMAN: Now, we use them. But that will just erase our superpowers! STRONG BADMAN: That's okay. We have double superpowers, remember? The two Superium Orbs and the two Anti-Superium Orbs will just cancel each other out, turning us back to normal. What about the Grindolos? STRONG BADMAN: They've only used one Superium Orb, so the two anti-ones will turn them into much weaker versions of their normal selves. So... our powers will be gone, but they'll be even weaker than normal? That's a pretty good plan. STRONG BADMAN: Exactly. Activate the orbs! {Honstlar touches the orbs with his foot, causing an explosion in the volcano. When the dust clears, the BODH are no longer wearing their superhero suits, Strong Badman has turned into Strong Bad, Duplicato and the Aminal Mafia have vanished, and Grindolo's team looks much simpler and less threatening.} Hey, what happened? My magic! It's... it's gone! My robo-body can't even shoot lasers! That's right, you losers. {to the BODH} Now we attack!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 1, 2019 18:17:49 GMT -6
Oh no, you don't, chumps! We may be weaker than you, but... hey, wait. We're weaker than you. I don't think fighting them is the best idea right now. Good point. Retreat! {Grindolo and his minions leave} Well, that was a complicated and orbful ending. Now let's all go home and eat some pies! (Whoa, this is my sixth post in a row on this script.)
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Post by Honstlar on Feb 4, 2019 23:37:36 GMT -6
All: HOORAY FOR PIE!
END. (Finally!)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 5, 2019 17:32:45 GMT -6
Click on the D to see an ominously foreshadowing Easter egg.
{Cut to the center of a dark swirling vortex. Red lightning flashes occasionally in the background, and the floor is spiky. A dark ghostly figure with red eyes approaches a throne that faces away from the camera.} GHOSTLY FIGURE: Supreme master... SUPREME MASTER: What is it, minion 7,256? MINION 7,256: We've picked up some corruption in the space-time continuum. SUPREME MASTER: Odd. What location? MINION 7,256: Planet X3-58-7A, locally known as "Earth". Located in the northwest region of universal quadrant 3. SUPREME MASTER: Tell me more. MINION 7,256: We've done some research. The cause was a fellow by the name of Manfred Cerebus Reinhardt, commonly referred to as Arsene Video Greg. He had time-manipulation powers granted to him by a Superium Orb. We've detected multiple other instances of time manipulation in the last couple years, all of which come from this same planet. SUPREME MASTER: I've never detected such frequent occurences before. Please elaborate. MINION 7,256: In 2017, a dumb animal character named Honstlar Waddler and his friends used a remote control to rewind time and get some gold hat thing. Sometimes, they use a video game device in a kitchen appliance to transport to other time periods. And last year, they used a pixelated cardboard box to return to the present. SUPREME MASTER: Impossible. Very few civilizations have the means necessary to manipulate time. I suspect he might have something to do with this... MINION 7,256: Who is "he", master? SUPREME MASTER: You will find out. In due time. But if what I suspect is true... {Cut to a close-up of his face, silhouetted. He looks up at the camera, revealing a pair of glowing red eyes.} SUPREME MASTER: ...Earth's destruction is imminent. {Smash cut to black}
END.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 13, 2019 21:27:29 GMT -6
Click the period to see the BODH walking out of the volcano. Hey, wait a minute. The Pillquarters was blown up by the Superium Orb. How can we eat pie there if it's a smoldering pile? It's fine. I'm sure the writers will find some way to fix it by the next episode. {Gfd walks onscreen} Oh, did I forget to mention? I used my fast powers repair the Pillquarters while you guys were blinking. Back when we were fighting Grindolo. Now how bou' that pie? END.
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