amberite
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Post by amberite on May 15, 2021 12:12:16 GMT -6
STEEBY: Well, why don't you ask Strong Bad then? : We tried, but he just left! We'll have to be more low-key if we want to get any info. :Perhaps you all can sneak around for clues and we pay you in industry tricks and tips. Do we have a deal?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 18, 2021 17:45:15 GMT -6
COOLMAN123: A deal so real, it's almost a steal! SEVERALPIES JR.: A deal so steal, it's almost unreal! STEEBY: A meal so teal, I can't even feel! COOLMAN123: That one doesn't make any sense. STEEBY: What, you've never had food with such a blinding hue that it cuts off all your senses? Oh yeah, all the time. Especially eel. You sure that's not because you were electrocuted? STRONG PLAID: Wait, wait, I got one! A deal so unreal, it reinvents the wheel! COOLMAN123: Shut up, mine was the most clever. {They begin walking to Strong Bad's room to look for clues.} Well, tip #1: if you wanna succeed in the fanstuff biz, you gotta be funny. No more bad rhyming. Tip #2, pay me five dollars an hour in cash or bean dips for fun and profit. Tip #3, ignore that last tip. Tip #4, please don't. I want bean dips. So do you guys have any ideas for your show? HOMESLICE WANDER: I was thinking for our next episode, we could have a meeting where we discuss our favorite types of rocks. STRONG PLAID: Igneous, for sure. That's boring. You need to draw readers in with action and cool spectacles. Raise the stakes a little. You ever saved the world before? HOMESLICE WANDER: Not that I can recall. There's an idea for you. Maybe you guys could track down some ancient artifact, but then your villain steals it and tries to destroy the world, and you have to steal it back. SEVERALPIES JR.: Sounds kind of dangerous. We've saved the world a buncha times, there's nothing to worry about. As long as your writers are benevolent, things'll work out just fine. STRONG PLAID: I don't believe in all-powerful writers watching over us. If we're just being written by higher beings, who's writing them? If you'll excuse me, I have an existential crisis to attend. {leaves} Time travel is also a fun plot device. You can travel back to previous episodes, forward to the future, there's a lot of potential there. And that's not even getting into alternate universes. Old-Timey, 20X6, and so forth... you can get quite a few episodes out of those. STEEBY: There... there are alternate universes?! Oh boy, you're really new at this.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 1, 2022 1:30:50 GMT -6
Just remember, when you're writing it's like playing a game of Snakes and Ladders, only with a hundred percent success rate. And the snakes are made of gummy bears.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 13, 2022 1:13:38 GMT -6
HOMESLICE WANDER: Wow, that really cleared up everything. SEVERALPIES JR.: It's like you took a dozen lifetimes of the deepest writing wisdom and condensed it into 29 enlightening yet digestible words. Well, we held up our end of the bargain. Now howzabout you help us get info outta Strong Bad?
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 2, 2022 16:13:22 GMT -6
And whiles you at it, maybe get me a turkey and dryer lint sammich.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 12, 2022 23:38:51 GMT -6
STEEBY: Your wish is my command, my collective liege! {Cut to Strong Bad in the computer room.} ...And that's why, Jeremy. That's just... why. Need I say more?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 1, 2022 20:54:06 GMT -6
{Steeby pops out of Strong Bad's computer and holds a squirt gun to his head.}STEEBY: All right, buster, the jig is up. Tell us why you and Strong Sad stopped being best buds, and I won't blow your brains to the next continent. Deal? That's a water gun. STEEBY: A water gun that can blow your brains to the next continent!!{The rest of the Deleteheads enter.}HOMESLICE WANDER: Whoa whoa whoa, Steeby, no more blowing out of brains. We just want to talk to him. STRONG PLAID: Preferrably in a non-lethal fashion. STEEBY: Fine. In a non-lethal fashion, tell us why you and Strong Sad stopped being best buds. Never! STEEBY: Can I resort back to the brain-blowing? Okay, okay, fine. Here's the story...
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 2, 2022 2:08:30 GMT -6
{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on a rotating throne attached to a white wall with graffiti all over it. He is wearing sunglasses and a gold The Cheat medallion. Hip hop music starts playing.} {Singing} Now this is a story all about how, My life got flip turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, So don't get mad, I'll tell you why hate that big, fat, waste of space Strong Sad!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 9, 2022 0:08:53 GMT -6
In Free Country USA born and bred Was my big fat brother's big fat white head Readin' his depressin' literature, stacks of tomes Pages filled with stanzas of boring poems Once a cool guy, now just a sad sack I turned away from him and never looked back After that I've never felt much more glad Than when I left that waste of space Strong Sad!
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 9, 2022 0:33:55 GMT -6
I know I just used the same rhyme twice But if you could ignore it, that would be very nice! And before you ask for details that are more specific, I'm gettin' to that, bro, so why don't you just stick it! One day, I was tryin' to play With a discount brick I found the other day Then along came Strong Sad, out and about And then I asked him... Lil' Strong Bad: Hey, you wanna check this out?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Sept 3, 2022 21:13:02 GMT -6
He came to take a look at my brick He had never seen something quite so sick Then he picked it up and he ran away I thought I lost my brick that day I found it on my brother's bed And dropped it on his soft-serve head That guy had made me very mad And that's why I so hate Strong Sad!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Sept 16, 2022 23:55:39 GMT -6
So I'm finally here, performing for you If you know the story, you can join in too I'm the leader of the bunch, you know me well I had to make sure Strong Sad didn't tell He's bigger, and fatter, and dumpier too He's the youngest member of the Strong Bros. crew {speaking normally} ...Wait, I think I mixed up my rap songs there. {Cut back to the computer room.}HOMESLICE WANDER: So it's all just because you were angry that Strong Sad stole your brick when you were a kid? And that he's a wimp of the most nerdular type. HOMESLICE WANDER: You should patch things up with him... I'm sure he didn't mean to bother you so much. Yeah, right, no way am I ever— {Cut to Strong Bad and Strong Sad sitting across from each other on what appears to be a game show set. Soothing music plays.} —Wha? {walks on set with a bow tie, holding a microphone} Welcome to "Talk It Out", the only game show that's also a talk show! Today our special guests are Strong Bad and his half-disowned and half-hourly-pummeled brother Strong Sad. Today, they'll be resolving their differences with gentle words! I hate you. Good, good, let it all out. Speak from the heart and tell Strong Sad your honest feelings so you can better understand each other. {pointing at Honstlar} I was talking to you, crap-for-brains! I see. Let's talk about that. {holds up a notepad} What in particular do you find crappy about my brains?
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Post by Honstlar on Oct 27, 2022 17:56:39 GMT -6
The fact that you've decided to use them to annoy me.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 3, 2022 0:19:20 GMT -6
Very insightful. I'm glad you're able to look inward and uncover the root cause of your feelings. Can I leave now? Not until we resolve your negative emotions toward your brother. So Strong Sad stole your brick as a child, and you felt angry about this. Can you tell us why? 'Cause he's a big fat wump of dumpus. Now now, disparaging comments aren't going to get us anywhere. We need to solve this with mutual respect for one another. If he makes disparaging comments at me, can I do it too? Because I think he's not very nice. Excellent, Strong Sad, tell us more.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 6, 2022 3:08:29 GMT -6
Well, for starters- Uup, bup, bup! Please phrase your comment in the form of a question.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2022 1:46:35 GMT -6
Why? Excellent. I would just really appreciate it if Strong Bad saw me as a person rather than a punching bag. Slash humiliation bag. Hey, thanks, I'll totally start calling you "Humiliation Bag" henceforth! Those aren't questions, try again. Um, the sentence I just said... question mark? Great work. Now Strong Bad, why is it that you see Strong Sad as a humiliation bag?
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 14, 2022 19:19:27 GMT -6
Look, how long is this stupid talk show thing going to go on for? I got stuff to do and there's only so many ways to say "Strong Sad has as much value to me as a bowel movement". As long as it takes! If you think you can talk me out of hating Strong Sad, I'm afraid it isn't going to work.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 20, 2023 17:25:42 GMT -6
{Cut to a screen reading "TWO HOURS LATER", then cut back to the set.} ...And that makes me feel insecure about who I am and how I'm perceived by the people in my life. Strong Sad is one of the only people to see this, and it makes me lash out at him unfairly. I haven't done much to make you feel better, and for that I apologize. I promise I won't pummel you so often. I promise I won't let myself be pummeled by you so often. {The brothers shake hands.} I'll still call you Dumpenstein sometimes, though.
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Post by Honstlar on Jan 21, 2023 19:40:49 GMT -6
Well, looks like everything turned out a-OK.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 2, 2023 1:07:42 GMT -6
{Cut back to the BODH and the Deleteheads.} ...And that's how you make a fun and entertaining episode of your fanstuff show. COOLMAN123: Wow, I learned so much! If there are any lessons to take away from this, it's to come up with an episode premise that is amusing on multiple levels, milk that premise for all it's worth, fill it to the brim with half-decent jokes, introduce some wacky new characters along the way, add a hip-hop musical number, and end on a heartwarming moment. Or if that doesn't work, you can just end it abruptly. {Ends abruptly.}
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Post by Honstlar on Mar 5, 2023 4:03:21 GMT -6
{Stops ending abruptly.} You know, like that!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Mar 10, 2023 2:48:15 GMT -6
{Ends even more abruptly.}
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Post by Honstlar on Mar 10, 2023 3:07:22 GMT -6
{Stops ending abruptly.}
HOMESLICE WANDER: Did I do it right? {Ends way more abruptly, then stops again} Ye- {Ends as abruptly as possible, then stops for reals this time.} Wow, your abrupt ending skills are impressing. HOMESLICE WANDER: Well, I try. {Cut to the other Deleteheads holding a meeting in their usual spot.} Well, fellow Deleteheads, it may have taken us six months, give or take five years, but we've finally got our old meeting spot back!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 1, 2023 0:47:28 GMT -6
{typing on his laptop} Whoa, it has been five years, on some plane of existence at least. Maybe there is some merit to ending these things abruptly after all. Sorry, I'll leave you guys to your meeting. {leaves} So, any suggested topics for today's meeting? REWATCH HUTTAH! {The Cheat noises; holds up sbemail fan art} BaAaAaAaAaseless speculatiooon! I say we bombard the Deleteheads forums with votes to sway the "long pants" debate in our favor.
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Post by Honstlar on May 16, 2023 21:22:17 GMT -6
{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the doorway, holding a massive crate labeled back-up candy with a box of "Cheap as Freeze" brand ice cream sandwiches on top of it.} And I say you people need to re-evaluate your life choices!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 4, 2023 0:20:56 GMT -6
An excellent suggestion from Strong Bad himself! All in favor? AYE! Meh! Then it's decided! Re-evaluate our life choices it is.
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 3, 2023 17:43:24 GMT -6
{The Deleteheads stare off into nothingness. Wind can be heard.} Seriously, what is wrong with those guys?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2023 2:14:31 GMT -6
{Cut to the a Deletehead hat with the word "End" on it.}
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