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Post by Honstlar on Nov 11, 2018 23:58:45 GMT -6
The Order teams up with the sbemail fan club to try to get some info out of Strong Bad.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 13, 2018 17:03:12 GMT -6
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 13, 2018 23:20:53 GMT -6
I'd tell you, but someone confused the schedule for a soft taco shell. Apologizings.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2018 0:06:29 GMT -6
I guess we'll just have to go schedule-less today. What's we do first?
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 19, 2018 12:15:33 GMT -6
How about find out who's singing in that tent? (We hear people singing "Save The Last Email" in the background.) Yeah, that sounds like a thing that would be done by us, as we are the people who do the things that are similar to that. Let me guess, Buffy marathon? Buffy marathon.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 21, 2018 18:11:37 GMT -6
{They walk over to the tent and open the door}
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 21, 2018 20:20:13 GMT -6
{Cut to Strong Sad in the tent, which looks similar to his room. He is wearing his Deletehead hat.} All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email. {Pats belly} 2005. I mean- Strong Sad? Oh, hey guys. What are you doing in a tent in our meeting room?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 21, 2018 21:56:33 GMT -6
Oh. Strong Bad kicked me out. Of my own house. Again. Well, go get your house back! We don't want you hogging up our meeting space. What about that guy? {gestures out of the tent}{Cut to the Goblin at the end of the room. He looks around and does his prancy dance. Cut back to the tent.} That guy pays the rent. You hasn't paid us nothin'. What gives? I needed someplace to stay until I can find a new house. Or Strong Bad lets me back in, like the last seventeen times. Don't just sit here and wait! Stand up! Go forth! Take back what is rightfully yours! Do what's right! You don't have to take your brother's shenanigans! You make your own decisions in life! You can do this!! {gets out of the tent and stands up} You're right! That was real inspirational! Also, this tent is in the way of my weekly powerplay. It's scheduled in five minutes. Now move along!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 25, 2018 21:43:45 GMT -6
Rightio! I think I can twice! {runs off}{Cut to Strong Sad walking up to his former house}
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Post by Honstlar on Dec 13, 2018 23:02:25 GMT -6
Strong Bad, I- {Strong Sad is sent flying out the door.} WAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 14, 2018 18:42:26 GMT -6
Well, Your Dumpitude, I guess there's only one thing left to do... But we've only tried one th— Sneak in there and take back your old Deleteheadquarters! I'm not sure I'd be so good at that... Oh, come on. This is your house! You know it inside and out! You wouldn't have trouble breaking into your own house, would you? That is a good point. I shall take it into consideration. This'll be fun! It'll be like one of those heist movies! With the fog and lasers and poorly-guarded diamonds! Yeah, except my house only has like two thirds of those things.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 18, 2018 18:00:15 GMT -6
That doesn't matter! 'Specially since your tent is taking up valuable space in the Pillquarters. Let's start planning a plan. {Cut to Strong Sad's room. Honstlar unfolds a blueprint on the table.} So, Code Gray starts at the X posistion. That's you, Strong Sad. That's your code name. Why does he need a code name? Because, Agent 12, we need to keep our plan under wraps! Who knows what danger we'll be in if these blueprints fall into the wrong hands?! At worst, Strong Bad will find us and we'll try again. Shut up. Anyway, Elephant Feet will then move 3 spaces to Baltic Avenue, where he will roll a five— Hey, this is just a drawing of a Monopoly board. It's a great break-in strategy game. I used it for research. And what's with the diamond, vault, these laser beams in the corner here? I told you we weren't doing any heists. It's for decoration. Why are we making this plan anyway? We're already in Strong Sad's room. Wait, we are? Oh. Right. Nevermind, then. How did we even get in here? Offscreen. Yeah, but how— Well, Strong Sad, now that you're back inside your domicile, we'll just leave you here and jump out the window. That sound cool? Yeah, go ahead.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 14, 2019 19:54:08 GMT -6
Can we please do something that doesn't involve broken glass getting stuck in my eyes again? I still haven't regained my sight from last time. What else can we do? If we go downstairs and walk out the door, Strong Bad will find us and kick us out. Why would that make a difference if we're already walking out the— Good point, Honstlar. Maybe we could stay up here with you Deleteheads! You know, that's not a bad idea. Especially since I've been trying to get some info out of Strong Bad. What info? Oh! Zascub. You startled me. Where did you come from? I've been here the whole thyme! Yeah, me too. Huh. I guess I never noticed. Well, what is it you're trying to get out of Stro Bro?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 18, 2019 15:55:50 GMT -6
Just a bit of information. Well, yeah, but... what?
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Post by Honstlar on May 21, 2019 0:15:39 GMT -6
The most sacred of information in the history of man... What caused him to start being mean to the Saddest of Strongs. (Strong Sad is shedding a tear while smiling.) Really? Yes, really, my most melancholy of friends. Why would you want to find that out? The same reason I first became friends with S. Sad. It all started when I found the most somber of invitations Why do you keep saying things like that? Sorry, I guess I liked how it sounded too much. Anyways, on with the flashback... (Cut to Honstlar in his living room digging through the couch.) Now, are you sure you saw a Dolla Point coin in wedged in here, Boobtube? Boobtube: Blurb-blurb-blurbblurb-blurbblurbblurb-blurbblurb?* (Have I ever steered you wrong before?)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 22, 2019 17:33:31 GMT -6
Yes. Many times. And once quite literally. I'm never letting you use my car again. BOOBTUBE: Blurb. (Jeez, that was like almost an entire hour ago. Get over it.) Hey, what's this? BOOBTUBE: Blurbity-blurb-blurb. (Is it a Dolla Point coin?) It's a slip of paper.
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Post by Honstlar on May 22, 2019 21:53:45 GMT -6
(Reading.) "Meet me at my house at 8 PM, SS." (Cut to underneath Strong Sad's bed, where we see him pull out his box of "fond reminiscences") These are the secrets that I keep from the rest of the world. (Cut to the Super 8 film of Lil' Strong Bad and Little Strong Sad playing, then cut to Honstlar sitting on the bed, teary-eyed.) (Offscreen) I couldn't believe that Strong Bad used to be the bosomest of buddies with Strong Sad. (Cut back to the film, where we see Lil' Strong Bad drilling Little Strong Sad's stomach.) What happened? (Cut back to modern day.) That's what I wanna know.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 23, 2019 16:45:04 GMT -6
Yeah, me too. I always thought that if I could get close enough to S'Bad, I could ask him about it, or find clues, or something, to figure out this mystery. And since this meeting is taking place inside Strong Bad's house, this is the perfect opportunity! Great idea! So what do we do first? S'Bad should be coming in here in five to ten minutes to beat me up, so we should just engage in regular Deleteheadery until then so he doesn't suspect anything. Great idea 2: the idea-ening! So what should we discuss first?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2019 18:06:27 GMT -6
How about sbemail209? Hey, good idea! What are your suggesch? Place ya bets!
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 10, 2019 12:45:29 GMT -6
15 bucks on Strong Bad growing a cactus!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 13, 2019 14:09:52 GMT -6
29 bucks on Strong Bad growing a cactus! Good guesses! Good guesses! Anyone else? I think it will include a potato, a chair, a jar of beeswax, a rusty guitar pick, someone's earlobe (probably Marzipan's), gold-plated key lime sprinkles, and an incomplete spreadsheet! 34 bucks on Strong Mad growing a cactus! I bet almost an entire cent that the character Strong Bad will check an electronic mail on his Lappier-style computer with humorous results! CACTUS!!
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 13, 2019 19:14:02 GMT -6
(Dooble pulls a cactus out of his mouth) $40 on the King of Town gaining omnipotence and consuming all known laws of physics and indecency!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 14, 2019 16:45:22 GMT -6
Eh. I do that every Saturday. Newton's fourth law tastes like cauliflower-and-goat-brain gravy. Fifty bucks on the Atlanta Braves! I suspect it'll have something to do with the character Gfd making his long-awaited homestarrunner.com debut, devouring Strong Bad alive and taking over his email show for the rest of eternity. I say Strong Bad will finally confront the ghosts of his dark past in an artsy found-footage psychological thriller. Now that's my kind of email! I say it'll have no Strong Bad at all. In his place will be a corn tortilla. It will not talk, move, or resemble Strong Bad at all. Also, no one will acknowledge this. I've got no money riding on this one. (He's got no money riding on this one.) {uses a stick to point to a graph} Based on my calculations, runtime will be just above five minutes and ten seconds. It will feature one Easter egg calling back to a scene or a line earlier in the email, and will feature appearances from Homestar Runner and Strong Sad. That's great, that's great. Now who wants to hear my theory? Not me. No one. Nah. {apathetic mumbles} Absolutely not. Whatever. Please no. Bran muffin! Oh, please do indulge! So, the villain of sbemail209 hasn't been seen in any promotional material so far, leading me to believe that it'll be a plot twist within the email. Upon doing some research, I found Bubs mentioning "leg boats" in the previous email, described as "a little boat that your legs go inside of". In DNA Evidence, he mentions an item costing "an arm and a leg", implying he wants legs. From this, we can presume Bubs is planning to cut off Strong Bad's legs and hide them in his leg boats. But how will Strong Bad get his legs back? I believe this has been set up in one of the earliest emails, tape leg. Strong Bad will simply find his legs and tape them back on. Therefore the email tape leg will serve as a clever foreshadowing. This will begin a several-episode story arc where Strong Bad slowly replaces his body parts with tape, becoming Tape-Man, one of the villains seen in Strong Badman issue 91, which this story arc will be loosely based on. Meanwhile, Bubs will put together a collection of various legs, and he will become The Man of Many Legs, and he will fight Tape-Man to the death in the season finale. With Strong Bad gone, yours truly will have to take up the mantle of email checker, and The Man of Many Legs will get his own spin-off TV show. This theory is further confirmed by a Tweet that Strong Bad put out. When asked about this email, he replied "209 is coming...". The second word, "is", spelled backwards is "si", which is similar to "yes" in Spanish. You know what else is Spanish? "Cinta". You know what that means? "Tape". Coincidence? Quite possibly. Find more information on the official DeleteheadsTheory YouTube channel, and watch our latest video, "10 Details You Missed in Strong Bad Email #49 Theme Party". {Long pause. Everyone stares in confusion.} Wonderful! Tell me, will cactuses be involved? Yes. {zoom in on his face} LOTS of cactuses.
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Post by Honstlar on Sept 28, 2019 19:53:22 GMT -6
Well, unless one of the cactuses is that guy from Marvel vs. Capcom, this email's gonna SUCK!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 14, 2019 18:19:33 GMT -6
{walks in} Hey. What're you losers doing?
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Post by Honstlar on Oct 15, 2019 17:24:09 GMT -6
(Nervously) Uh... Talking about cacti?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 11, 2019 18:02:42 GMT -6
Sounds like the type of things you losers'd be doing. Get outta my house. {Honstlar walks up to Strong Bad wearing a trenchcoat and a hat that obscures his face.} I would, pal, but y'see, I can't leave 'til I've solved this case. And I'm afraid I'm-a have to interrogate you a bit. Sorry. Regulations. What? First question. You remember any friends from your childhood? Or family you got along with real well? Could be someone in this room right now. Yeah, that kid Stan from the fifth grade. That's pretty much all. A'right. Next question. Wait. I've run out of questions. Ask what he thinks about Strong Sad! Whaddaya think about Strong Sad? I think he's a gray lump of whine that takes up valuable fat space in my house and in the vastness of the universe. That's very kind of you. Usually your insults are worse than that.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 26, 2020 15:17:52 GMT -6
Uh... was there ever a time when you got along with Strong Sad? No. Why? Y'see, pal... the footage suggests... otherwise. What footage? Come along now. We got lots to talk about, you and me. Honstlar, you can drop the whole detective shtick now. What if I don't feel like it? Listen, I don't care what you losers are talking about, and frankly, I don't care. Wait, I already said that. Whatever. You get what I mean. {leaves} Aw man. He left. Let's follow him. We can gather clues. Good idea. {Everyone leaves the room.}VOICE: Is the coast clear? VOICE 2: It sure is. {An odd group of dumb animal characters comes out from under the table.}HOMESLICE WANDER: That was a close one. It would be awful if Strong Sad found out we were meeting in his room every week. COOLMAN123: Yep. So what's on the agenda today, leader Homeslice? HOMESLICE WANDER: {reading a page} First up is the national anthem. Er, the club anthem. STRONG PLAID: Can we exclude Steeby this time? His singing voice is atrocious. STEEBY: Wh— hey! HOMESLICE WANDER: Excellent suggestion. Shut up, Steeby. A, one, two, three... ALL: {singing} I got mad at The Cheat... for screwing up the jumble caper. I hope I don't see his name in the paper, in the obituaries... 'cause that would mean he's— {Everyone walks back into the room.} What's this all about? COOLMAN123: We've been ID'd! Every man for himself! {They all go back under the table.}SEVERALPIES JR.: Uh, there's no one here. Please resume your usual activities and don't look under the table. STRONG PLAID: Also, this is a recording.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Mar 28, 2020 23:03:43 GMT -6
We can see you. {The group comes out from under the table.}HOMESLICE WANDER: Okay, fine. We're here. We admit it. We're the Deleteheads. No, we're the Deleteheads. SEVERALPIES JR.: Yeah, but... we're kinda the other Deleteheads. HOMESLICE WANDER: We started out as this little fanstuff thing, and then we started writing cartoons, at which point we kind of... manifested in reality. We just exist now. So you fan characters have been breaking in to my room regularly to copy my fan club? STRONG PLAID: Basically. HOMESLICE WANDER: But we also go on adventures. One time we found the Fan Theory of Truth, an ancient scroll that predicts the future... STRONG PLAID: That is, until Steeby set it on fire. STEEBY: Accidentally. HOMESLICE WANDER: And sometimes we fight our mortal enemy, the Pretender! What? We fight the Pretender. COOLMAN123: You have? SEVERALPIES JR.: How did you survive? What you teekin' bot? He's a total pushover. If you want a tough battle, try fighting Grindolo. COOLMAN123: Who? Y'know... the evil spirit? The Pretender's boss? SEVERALPIES JR.: Drat! You spoiled it! STRONG PLAID: The Pretender is acting on another villain's orders?! That's such a good plot twist! It really raises the stakes! Why did you have to ruin it for us? I'm surprised you didn't know already. You must be new at this whole "fanfic series" thing. HOMESLICE WANDER: New? I'll have you know, we're almost done our first season, thank you very much. This is our third season. And as of right now, we're partway through writing the fourth. HOMESLICE WANDER: {in awe and admiration} Teach us.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 1, 2020 12:34:22 GMT -6
What? SEVERALPIES JR.: You guys have way more experience than us. Will you give us all the tips, tricks, and cheat codes to success in the fanstuff business? STRONG PLAID: It is a competitive industry. We're already competing with the Homestarmy... {Wipe to fanstuff characters with orange bowls and spoons.}STRONG PLAID: {voiceover} The On Point Kings... {Wipe to fanstuff characters hanging out behind Bubs' Concession Stand.}STRONG PLAID: {voiceover} Team Kneepads... {Wipe to fanstuff characters playing basketball in the gymnasium.}STRONG PLAID: {voiceover} And even the Wet Knee Gumption Club. {Wipe to fanstuff characters sitting in the Field, pouring water on their knees.} Why are so many of these groups, clubs, and teams being turned into fanstuff? HOMESLICE WANDER: I dunno. If I had to say, probably because of you guys. You guys are the pioneers of this industry. The first guys to turn an obscure club into a fanstuff show. Wow. Never knew we set such an example for everyone. STEEBY: So, will you be our mentors? Uh, maybe if you help us find out what's the deal with Strong Bad. STEEBY: The deal? He used to be all chummy with Strong Sad, and now he's not. We gotta find out why.
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