Post by Honstlar on Jul 4, 2021 16:16:15 GMT -6
WARNING! The following contains spoilers for The Broternal Movie: Order vs. Chaos. It is recommended to read that before reading this. You have been warned...
Hello, and welcome to a special Independence Day edition of the (apparently yearly) BODH Direct! Today, we'll be answering some questions about our recently released """""""""motion""""""""" picture, Order vs. Chaos. Our first question comes from Gai Whooizntreel from Connecticut who writes... "Dear BODH, Wasn't The Cleanser Geek supposed to be a robot after the events of The Wrath of Tappatok, why is she back to normal? And while I'm at it, how come there's a 10 year timeskip when the next episode basically resets the status quo?" That's a very good question, and I have just the answer! Between the movie and The Strife and Times of Juniper Tree, we'll be making another episode that revives Honstlar and negates some of the timeskip (but still keeps some of the changes). And as for the whole robot thing, the artist simply forgot about that, but it's being fixed as we speak. You'll be happy to know that Ol' Cleansy will be back to robothood by the time she shows up again!
Next missile is courtesy of Tonny Tonnington from Norwich and he writes... "Dear BODH, If and/or when Grindolo returns to the show, will he be in his physical form seen in the movie, or will he back to his familiar cloaked self?" Of course he'll be in his cool old body, Ton-Ton! That thing is too cool to go to waste. In addition Dando and The Pretender will keep their timeskip designs in future depictions. In all honesty, we should have given The Pretender a beard from the start! Here's one from Schmoe Jillionaire from Ohio... "Dear BODH, if Order vs. Chaos was adapted into a real movie, who would Xar'ak sound like?" Well, while I don't know if Gfd had a voice in mind when he was writing him, I'd probably go with someone like Ron Pearlman or Ben Kingsley, or Tony Jay if he were still alive. And the last question comes from the Free Country Police Department... "The parking meter has expired, and your car is being towed." Well, I guess that's all the time we have for today, now if you'll excuse me, I have a car to retrieve. Thanks for reading!