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Post by Honstlar on Jul 13, 2022 16:49:18 GMT -6
GET OUTTA HERE, YOU! {Honstlar pulls out a broom and smacks Anonny out of the room.}
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Becca!!
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Version 3.5!
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Post by Becca!! on Jul 13, 2022 16:52:03 GMT -6
BEA: i wanna be a member! *slaps Anonny*
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 13, 2022 16:58:59 GMT -6
WILL EVERYBODY JUST BACK OFF!! THIS IS NOT INDUCT A MILLION NEW MEMBERS DAY, THIS IS WRITE MUSIC DAY!! NOW STOP INTERRUPTING THE EPISODE!!! {Anonny and Bea slide of the screen as the Nebulon sound plays.} There, now back to- Whatever. It was. We. Were. Doing. (Pause.) I want pudding.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 1, 2022 18:03:36 GMT -6
No, we don't have time. We have to finish these lyrics for Strong Sad. {writes "done" on the page} Okay, they're done. Can I have pudding now? Looks done to me. Got a couple decent rhymes on there. It's a good starting point for Strong Sad to improvise the rest. We've only written like a couple lines. Yeah, but I want pudding too. Fine. We'll give this to Strong Sad and hope he doesn't mess it up.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 13, 2022 16:45:12 GMT -6
{Cut to Strong Sad's room.} {hands Strong Sad the paper} We've got some lyrics, but— {snatches the paper out of her hands} Perfect! Let's get this concert started! You, uh, haven't read the lyrics yet. No need. I trust your lyrical capabilities! That's great, I do too! {on the phone} Hello, concert hall? I'd like to schedule a concert at 9 PM tonight, under the name "Security".
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 6, 2022 3:10:42 GMT -6
{telephone chatter} {offended} Of course it's spelt with one E!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2022 1:52:34 GMT -6
{Cut to the concert hall. A banner labeled "SACURETY" is hung up onstage.} Well, it's... close enough. It's perfect! All the best bands got their names by misspelling words. Limozeen, Taranchula, Cool Tapes... What's Cool Tapes a misspelling of? {holds up a pastry with a screwdriver through it} Tool Crepes. {People start walking in and sitting down.} Look at that! The audience is arriving! Aw man, this is Security? I came here to see Sacurety. I came here to see Tool Crepes! That stuff is delicious.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 14, 2022 19:23:36 GMT -6
I came for the lemonade!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 23, 2023 2:10:23 GMT -6
So, um, how exactly does this work? I've never done a concert before. Do I just start playing music now? Or is there other stuff I have to do first?! Oh no, there's probably something important I forgot about, and I have no idea what it is! I've come so woefully underprepared, I'm such a failure... {collapses on the floor in defeat} I'm pretty sure you don't start a concert by curling up and sobbing on the floor. So? Strong Sad's a trendsetter. He can do what he wants.
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Post by Honstlar on Feb 1, 2023 2:46:23 GMT -6
{Flies start surrounding Strong Sad.} Like that, for example!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 1, 2023 0:18:00 GMT -6
I think they think you're dead. Ooh, what if they're right? This could be great! Maybe I have an excuse not to do this concert after all. {Strong Bad comes up and kicks Strong Sad.} Ow! Nope, still alive. Kicking dead people isn't nearly this fun. So it looks like you do have to do that concert. But I believe in you! Get up on that stage and show that music who's boss! {Strong Sad goes up to the microphone, holding an acoustic guitar.}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 19, 2023 6:43:22 GMT -6
Uh.... Lyric, sing, Song?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 26, 2023 0:06:54 GMT -6
{Cut to the rest of the gang in the audience.} {whispering} Oh no, he forgot the lyrics! {whispering} We have to remind him! {Honstlar stands up and starts flailing around.} {whispering} Are you dancing? {whispering} I'm telling him the lyrics through sign language. {Cut to Strong Sad on stage.} Thank you, thank you! Um, this next song is about how I don't know about sign language. {starts picking at his guitar} Lyric, sing, song...? {Cut back to the audience.} {whispering} Well, there goes that idea. Let's try charades. {Juniper acts like a security guard. Honstlar moves to the left.} Uh, security... right? No, left!
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