Well, you're in luck. I
am Doctor Prisma.
Oh, sorry, right. You got any Stickanee particles?
You see, there were some... complications. Come with me and I'll explain everything.
{Cut to Renaldo and Baron Darin Diamonocle in front of a house} "Cool Cool Glasses Erin"... nope, never heard that name before. Have you?
I have, actually. In fact, I'm very familiar with that name. She was my foster daughter!
Wait, really?!
Yeah! She left like twenty years ago to go to Crooked Cop Academy. I've wonder how she's been.
{knocks on the door}{Cool Cool Glasses Erin opens it} Dad?
Hey dere, kiddo!
Who's that guy with the not-so-cool-cool half-glasses?
He's my associate, Baron Darin Diamonocle!
Wait, you mean the supervillain?
Not no more! I've turned a new leaf! I'm with the good guys now!
We need some'n from your garden. Mind if we step inside?
Sure, sure! Come on in.
{They walk inside. Cut to the two Poms walking through Brainblow City.} The secret pie restaurant has to be around here somewhere...
{They encounter a shady door in a dark alleyway, reading "Detective Delly's Dangerous Dessert/Deli Dining Division"} Here it is. Now for the secret signal.
{knocks the door}DETECTIVE DELLY: {opens it} Ah, Scientist Methodemew. I've been expectin' ya.
(Are you the one they call "The Sweepster"?)
DETECTIVE DELLY: No, you're lookin' fer my janitor. Sweepster! You got visitors!
{emerges from the shadows} Oh, it's Methodemew and his associate. What do you guys want?
One freshly baked pie, please.
Jeez, Methodemew. Always with the pies. Get baking, Delly.
DETECTIVE DELLY: One pie, comin' right up!
{Cut back to PrismaLabs} A while back, I attempted to clone a Stickanee plant...
Hey, that's what we're doing!
I used all my Stickanee particles. The experiment failed. There are none left.
Oh, come on! What are we supposed to do now?
Don't worry, don't worry. I'll give you something else.
We don't
want anything else. We have to clone a Stickanee plant.
Ooh, wait! I recently started developing technological substitutions of dairy products. Robotic milk, cheese, yogurt, you name it! On the house. Tastes just as good as the real thing!
Fine. We'll take the cheese.
Excellent choice!
{Cut back to the garden} Hey, nice plants, Glasses! Uh, got any Stickanee water here?
What? No. I haven't bought any since they went extinct.
But we need that water!
Sorry, there's nothing I can do.
Hey, why are there so many wasps' nests in here?
Oh, studies have shown that plants raised alongside insects grow faster. These killer wasps fertilize the soil or whatever. Want one?
A nest fulla angry killer wasps?! No thank you please!
It's fine. They only attack when someone attacks them first.
You know what, I'll take it. Better than nothing, I suppose.
WHAT?! No! That is
not better than nothing!
{Cut back to the diner} Hey, uh, we don't got no pie ingredients.
Oh, come on! What else you got?
DETECTIVE DELLY: Today's special dessert is our signature Victory Cake.
(Victory Cake? What's in it?)
Victory.
(Huh.)
We'll take it!
Great. That'll be $949.99.
{Cut back to Experimento Labs. Everyone walks in.} I'm afraid I got some bad news, boys. All I managed to get was this lousy block of mechanical cheddar.
Don't be too hard on yourself, Dangeresque. I didn't get the water either. Just these dumb insects.
And we couldn't get the pie. We just got a cake full of victory.
Well, this is just terrible! We can't clone a Stickanee plant, and get Sultry Buttons to help us find technocheese, Swawarian death wasps, and victory!
{Long pause} Wait.