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Post by Honstlar on Nov 12, 2018 0:08:20 GMT -6
In this send-up to the 80's Muppet Babies series, Stom """""""""reminisces""""""""" about his childhood growing up with the BODH and going on imaginary adventures.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 13, 2018 17:28:19 GMT -6
{Fade in to the Pillquarters} And that concludes our meeting. SRMX12, give us those sweet minutes! {reading his scroll} 1:09 — Meeting begins. 1:10 — Frothy, shanty chant. 1:11 — Snacks. 1:12 — Break. 5:37 — Script writing. 5:51 — Goat herding. 6:00 — Waffle eating. 6:03 — Potato throwing. 6:12 — Fought Grindolo in the future with an army of undead Trogdors and a magic tuxedo, banishing him to the realm of breakfast until the next episode. 6:20 — Art trades. 6:30 — Meeting concluded. {looking at a page} Looks like we got everything on our checklist. Wait!! We forgot the most important part! Which is what? {Cut to the page with an unchecked box, reading:} Reminiscing on old memories. {Cut back to the BODH} That was never a part of our meetings. Well, it is now, because I added it to the checklist. When?! Ten seconds ago. Well, if it's in the checklist... You start, Garbledy. Yes. Well. Remember that time we fought a giant pie in Istanbul with The Cheat? Or that time we were stuck inside Senor Cardgage's shoe for three months? Yes yes, good times those were.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 13, 2018 17:42:47 GMT -6
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 13, 2018 22:18:50 GMT -6
...Right after Gfd made a stop at the corndog and mini-donut planet. That did not end well. And remember when I gave out so many waffles, the universe imploded into a cataclysm of fried dough? Or when I traveled back in time to steal Sickly Sam's eyes? Or when I hardly had any lines? Or when I delved the planet into an intergalactic war among squirrels? Such nostalgia.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 13, 2018 23:06:32 GMT -6
Yeah, those were the days. No worries, no stress, no promblems, just each other and a fresh pair of diapers. Diapers? Yeah! You don't remember those days? Stom, we didn't grow up together. Don't you dare try to cover up the truth, Purple Homsar! Cover up the tru- Don't tell me you believe this baby crap too.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 13, 2018 23:59:44 GMT -6
What, you don't believe us? Anyone else concur? I'm a twice! I had the first ten years of my memory wiped, so I have no other choice than to agree. See? Me, Homestar, Dooble, and Gfd all agree! It's unanimous. Yeah... thaaat's not how it works. If you don't believe me... then believe the videographic evidence! {pulls down a projector screen as the lights dim}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2018 21:47:18 GMT -6
{Cut to the Honstlar Babies title card} {voiceover in the audience} I never knew videographic evidence came in the form of childrens' daytime cartoon-style entertainment. {The theme song begins}
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 14, 2018 22:01:24 GMT -6
Singers: Honstlar Babies, they're newborns that wear shoes... Honstlar Babies, they'll pour some cheese on you!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2018 23:13:50 GMT -6
When your world is not so great and you wish you it was more raaad... Just come with us and you will see, that life is not so baaad!
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 15, 2018 0:45:59 GMT -6
I enjoy breathing! I kinda have pants. I eat raw yolks! The Diapersmith: {Long raspberry}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 15, 2018 13:27:24 GMT -6
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 25, 2018 20:57:37 GMT -6
ALL: Honstlar Babies, they're newborns that wear shoes... Honstlar Babies, they'll pour some cheese on you! {The episode's title card appears}
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 26, 2018 1:42:57 GMT -6
To The Moon By Noon Written by A. Chimendez
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 28, 2018 17:32:17 GMT -6
{Cut to the Honstlar Babies playing in the nursery}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 18, 2018 19:06:29 GMT -6
I'm pretending I'm a caveman from the 19th century! I'm a dragon that feasts on civilizations and destroys planets until life is no more! I'm pretending to code a holographic artificial intelligence! {a hologram appears} Oh wait, I did code a holographic artificial intelligence! HOLOGRAM: Goo goo. I guess he's not that intelligent. Hey, I am like two years old.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 24, 2019 20:50:38 GMT -6
{Stom runs by, wearing a cardboard box on his head holding a foam football} Make way for Stom Brady! {We see a ripple effect as the scene changes to a black-and-white football field. Stom is now wearing a football helmet.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 7, 2019 18:12:42 GMT -6
Touchdown! So, fellow babymans, what wacky hijinks shall ensue today?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2019 15:14:16 GMT -6
I dunno. What's the name of the episode again? {Rewind to the title card.}To The Moon By Noon{Fast forward.} Oh. Guess we're going to the moon. Finally! I'll get all the cheese I'll ever need! But how do we get all the way up there?
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Post by Honstlar on Oct 15, 2019 17:25:16 GMT -6
Octopus catapult!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 10, 2019 20:49:25 GMT -6
Sure, why not. {Cut to an octopus catapult. It flings them up to the moon.} Now I'm on the mooooooon!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 11, 2020 17:45:54 GMT -6
It's so fascinating to observe the way the gravitational pull of the orbital astronomical body can generate differing effects and behaviors depending on the mass or energy weight of said astronomical body. Say, did you know that this is the largest natural planetary satellite relative to the total size of the primary it orbits? Shut up, you're a baby. You're supposed to talk baby talk. Oh, right. Goo ba. Who wants to play tennis on the moon with me? I would, but I don't know tennis rules. Me neither. {hits the ball with a racket} I hit the ball! I get a point! {kicks the ball into a moon crater} A double-bogey! Match point! {hurls a dozen sports balls into the vacuum of space} Three jillion points! It's a home run! A slam dunk! A goal-in-one! Hey, that basketball was mine! So I get the points! {eats a tennis racket} My new racket powers negate the effect of your despicable point-thievery! Uh, you guys, anyone know how we're breathing out here? Or perhaps more confoundingly, how are we surviving against the harsh climate and ultraviolet rays without a pressurized suit? What's keeping us from asphyxiating and suffering from ebullism? How does oxygen embolism factor into this? It's imaginary. Quit ruining the fun. Oh, right. Ba goo. Hey, look. Is that a castle in the distance? {Cut to Castle Grindolo on the horizon. An ominous sting plays.}
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Post by Honstlar on May 12, 2020 15:20:40 GMT -6
(Offscreen) Nah, that's just some castle-shaped stock footage. (Zoom in to reveal a clip of Indiana Jones running from a giant boulder, then cut back to the babies.) They've got those here, too?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 19, 2020 17:14:27 GMT -6
If you just use your imagination, you can see all the stock footage we've got the rights to! {Cut to an early 1900s airplane taking off in black and white. Cut back to the babies.} What a wholesome message! The imagination is truly a wonderful thing.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 3, 2020 11:25:11 GMT -6
This is boring, go back to the cool stuff! {Cut to footage of Godzilla destroying a city in black and white. Cut back to the babies.} Can we at least play something relevant to where we are? {Cut to footage of the Death Star exploding. Cut back to the babies.} That's not what I had in mind.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 3, 2020 17:45:02 GMT -6
Hey, I wonder if we have stock sound clips too. {Cut to an astronaut landing on the moon.}ASTRONAUT: One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. {Cut back to the babies.} Wow, we do! Is there anything stock resources can't do?
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 3, 2020 19:53:17 GMT -6
Allow us to have a home video release that isn't included with any plush toys? (Pulls out a plush of Honstlar.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 4, 2020 15:18:55 GMT -6
Hey, it's like me! But in tiny squishy form! Do they have ones of me? Your likeness is represented by a single half-eaten graham cracker. {holds it up} It's... beautiful.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 4, 2020 17:42:33 GMT -6
{Cut back to the present day BODH.} Hey, I never licensed my likeness to any toy company! Though, I probably should someday... And I only sometimes look like a cracker! These events are clearly fictional! You’re clearly fictional. (Offscreen) WHAT!? (Worried) Nothing! {Cut back to the babies}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 6, 2020 18:16:09 GMT -6
I think we're running out of moon jokes. What else can happen?
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 6, 2020 19:58:25 GMT -6
(A meteor crashes on top of Dooble.) I’m feeling many rocks!
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