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Post by Honstlar on Nov 11, 2018 22:28:00 GMT -6
Miffa miffa meeka moo!
When Mr. Poofers escapes Homestar's imagination and takes over the world, Grindolo's team, the BODH and Old Man Rootbeer have to stop him once and for all!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 13, 2018 17:01:16 GMT -6
{Open to a black screen. Ominous music plays. White text fades in, reading:}November 1, 2018{And below it:}Day 1 of the Poofers Age{The text fades out. Fade in to a panning shot of the Field in chaos. The sky is orange, and garbage and fires are everywhere. The citizens of Free Country, USA are dirty and dressed as prisoners. Some are chained to cannonballs, or strike at rocks with pickaxes. Some are fighting others, and explosions can be seen in the background.} {voiceover} Helmet log. Day 1. It is a time of desolation, chaos, and uncertainty. Ever since Mr. Poofers became our dark overlord... nothing has been the same. {voiceover} Betrayal. Loss. No cheese pizzas. Slight inconvenience. {voiceover} The Pooferites and Antipimeconists are stuck in an unending war, with us trapped in the middle of it. {voiceover} Anyone who dares to disobey the dark overlord's demands is executed, or worse. {voiceover} Every business has been turned into a pimecone farm. Those who refuse are turned into slaves, despite the fact that everyone is. {voiceover} Unfree Country, Pooferia has been deprived of all freedom and order. The nation is divided, and the government is no more. {voiceover} One thing is for sure... Mr. Poofers must die. {A Mr. Poofers Must Die-style title card appears, with the same music, reading "Poofers' Revenge"}
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 13, 2018 18:05:05 GMT -6
{Fade to black, then we see more white text that reads:}October 31, 2018{And below it:}The Final Hours of Freedom{Fade to the exterior of the Pillquarters, which is painted orange and black as usual during Halloween.} And it's been numb ever since. {Cut to the interior, where everyone but Homestar is in their costumes.} as Upchuck from Ben 10: Excellent anecdote, as usual, Garbles. as Randall from Monsters Inc.: I do my best. Hey, glasses me, I really like your Bootleg Drew Carrey costume. as Steven Page from Barenaked Ladies: Can't you save that for later? Sorry, force of habitat. OH, CRAP! I forgot my plans!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 13, 2018 22:08:09 GMT -6
Wait, since this is Halloween 2018, wouldn't they be wearing the same costumes as Grindolo's Anthology? Your what now? Quick! What day it is? Uh... today's Wednesday, right? Yep. Wednesday. All right. So that means today is... {takes out a calendar and looks at it} Wednesday, November 7th. Thanks, tinym'n! See you next week! I gotta go dress up as Deeerk the Daring. {leaves} It's not November 7th. It's Halloween. Oh man! I just totally gave him the wrong date. Think I should tell him? Nah, he'll figure it out. I'm sure it won't cause any problems.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 13, 2018 23:14:39 GMT -6
{Cut to black, where we see yet another set of white text that reads:} A little while later...
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2018 0:05:14 GMT -6
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2018 21:19:13 GMT -6
{Cut to Mr. Poofers slowly rising out of the house as the toon's theme plays. Cut to the BODH watching.} Did you just see that? A cloud with legs just rose up out of Marzipan's house! {exits the house} I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. Our new dark overlord, Mr. Poofers, demands you sacrifice all your pimecones to him. Mr. Who-fers?
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 14, 2018 21:21:20 GMT -6
You mean that dog that was forced to dress up as you that one year?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 15, 2018 13:18:41 GMT -6
No, no, this is a completely different Mr. Poofers. It's a long story. You see, I wanted to kill him off so it would be a top-notch 4-and-a-half-stars-with-over-600-reviews-quality ghost story... but I couldn't, so now he rules over us all. That doesn't make sen— Pimecones, I said. Hand 'em over.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 15, 2018 13:40:35 GMT -6
Look, we don't have pinecones, we don't need pinecones, and we don't have to show you any stinkin' pinecones!!!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 18, 2018 21:22:32 GMT -6
Well, I'm sorry, my friends. Mr. Poofers has ordered your execution. WHAT?! Just because we didn't have pinecones?! Precisely. Unless... Unless what? Unless you all become his slaves for life, and spend the rest of your days mining for pimecones. You know what, that doesn't sound too bad. I could use the money. 'Cept you have to give all your money to Mr. Poofers. Oh.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 18, 2018 21:32:31 GMT -6
Look, nothing you do or say is gonna convince us to bow down to this "Mr. Poopypuff" guy. Besides, I'm pretty sure he doesn't even exist!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 18, 2018 21:36:14 GMT -6
{Mr. Poofers leaps out of Homestar's mind, gritting his teeth} He is now. Goodness gravy! What is that thing? That is Mr. Poofers. You will bow down to Mr. Poofers. {They bow down to Mr. Poofers}ALL: All hail Mr. Poofers. Very good. Now get to pimecone farmin'!
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 19, 2018 12:09:01 GMT -6
{Cut to black, where we see, you guessed it, white text that reads:} November 1, 2018
{And below it:}
Where We Were Earlier
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 21, 2018 18:10:56 GMT -6
{Cut to the BODH in the Pooferized Field, wearing ratty, torn prison outfits, chained to cannonballs, collecting pimecones} Why oh why did Homestar ever invent Mr. Poofers?
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 21, 2018 20:10:44 GMT -6
What I wanna know is when he made him.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 21, 2018 21:50:29 GMT -6
{Cut to that black screen}October 30, 2018{And below it:}Yet another time jump{Cut to Homestar writing in his Plan Thing} October 30th... ride a wildebeest through the Himalayas. October 31st... hmm... what should I do this Halloween?
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 22, 2018 1:06:52 GMT -6
{Offscreen and echoey} Miffa miifa meeka moo! Not this again! Stupid ethereal voice saying funny talk. How long has this been happening again? {Black screen}November 6, 2006{And below it:}Are you serious, we just had one!{Cut to Homestar in Strong Bad's bedroom laying down on the laundry pile.} {Sigh.} I'm bored... I'M BORED! {Offscreen} Ohh. More animal cruelty. Take that lampshade off Mr. Poofers! {Zoom in on Homestar as his eyes widen.} {Echoey} Poofers. {Zoom in further} {Echoey} Poofers. {Zoom in further} {Echoey} Poofers. {Offscreen and echoey} Miffa miifa meeka moo!
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Post by EDITED Video Greg on Nov 22, 2018 15:36:37 GMT -6
{Black screen}November 1, 2018{And below it:}Don't worry, this is the last one for now. Wait a second... this is all Strong Bad's fault!. What? It’s not my fault everything I make a quick sarcastic joke about yet again becomes hellbent on conquering reality! He’s right. We gotta find the source of all the random things becoming reality...
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 22, 2018 23:31:03 GMT -6
We need to do some research. {starts typing at his computer} Say Strong Bad, wherescome you get your ideas?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 25, 2018 21:44:09 GMT -6
I dunno. They just kinda... happen.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 18, 2018 18:52:22 GMT -6
We need to dig deeper into this bizarre phenomenon. We must quest... INSIDE STRONG BAD'S BRAIN! Wait, what? Ew, no. It's all gross and moist in there.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 14, 2019 20:13:17 GMT -6
It's fine. I used to be in there, remember? Oh yeah, I forgot I made you up. So, Greg, since you came from Strong Bad's brain... think you can go back in there? Yeah, you can use your blinking powers! My blinks can only do drum solos, remember? I can't teleport with my eyelids. But perhaps you can. With enough precision and force, your blink could cause an atomic reaction, sending our molecules into the dimension of Strong Bad's mind. All right, I'll give it a try. {blinks}{Cut to the BODH inside of a brain-like place, wearing their Halloween costumes}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 1, 2019 18:31:36 GMT -6
It's emptier than I woulda thought. Whoa, look at all these ideas! Should we go in the Teen Girl Squad section? Or through the Trogdor door? Or Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land? Not now! We need to find the source of Strong Bad's ideas, and how they manifest into reality.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 25, 2019 22:13:51 GMT -6
By the way, is this a Halloween toon or a regular one? I initially imagined it as a regular one, but now that I think about it, it makes more sense as a Halloween toon. Ah, here it is! The idea factory. Let's take a look inside, shalls we?
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 26, 2019 17:22:30 GMT -6
(Honstlar opens the door, revealing a futuristic room filled with computers.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 26, 2019 17:56:26 GMT -6
What are all these computers for? I'll check! {goes to one of the computers} Whoa. This desktop has way too many files. Ooh! This one is labeled "01132002-drgn.ide". {click}{Trogdor appears on the screen, one piece at a time, constantly changing and adjusting itself until it becomes the Trogdor we all know today} Hey, it's that dinosaur man Trogort! These computers must be how Strong Bad comes up with his creations! {Cut to the real world. Strong Bad is using a pickaxe on a pile of pinecones.} How many pimecomes you got? Er... 97,256. Gasp and several more gasps! You're behind schedule! Poofers demands his meals! {walks away} Man... I miss the good old days. I can almost remember checking emails... "Dear Strongbad, what if you were a lizard? What would you look like? Sincerely, Tommy Jimjams." Well, Mr. Jimjams, that is one terrible name you have. And "Strong Bad" is two words. {Cut back to his brain} Hey, a new file was just created! "11012018-lzrd.ide". {click}{The computer shows a faint outline of a lizard. The lizard turns red. A Strong Bad face appears on it. The Strong Bad face shifts until it is on the lizard's head. The fleshtangle turns into a lizard mouth, then switches back to a fleshtangle. The lizard grows claws and sharp scales, but its features shift and change constantly. Eventually, the idea finishes generating, and a Strong Bad lizard is shown.} Ohh, I get it! The computer shows Strong Bad's thought process when he comes up with his ideas! But where do the ideas go when they're finished being created? {They look up at pipes on the ceiling. Glowing spots move through the pipes into another room.}
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 27, 2019 21:07:56 GMT -6
Wherever it is, I sure hope it has air conditioning. (The BODH follow the pipe as we cut back to Strong Bad.) Maybe one day I'll reunite with the Lappier, and then I can get back to checkin' emails like a tech-savy nightmare demon! Who said you could take a break? GET BACK TO PIME MININ'! Okay, okay, don't have a cone, man. (Cut back to the computer where we see that a file marked "11012018-ndmn.ide" has been created.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 7, 2019 17:01:36 GMT -6
Guys? What's a ndmn? Click it and see.
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Post by Honstlar on May 7, 2019 17:30:37 GMT -6
Obee-kaybee! Click! (We see a complex outline of a humanoid monster, which then becomes dark red. A fleshtangle appears over the mouth area as horns grow from the head. The image finishes processing, leaving behind a disturbing mouthless demon Strong Bad with claws, bat wings, and scales.) What the Hellper’s Little Santa is that thing?!?!? (The demon tears open his flesh area, revealing razor sharp teeth. It then roars.) All: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (Greg starts mashing the keyboard.) Go away, go away, go away!!!!! Voice: Priority Level Set To Maximum... Uploading File To Third Eye. (A glowing spot speeds off through the pipe.) Geez, and I thought I was the guy who nervously pressed buttons. Wait, Third Eye? Does Strong Bad have one of those? Well, he did say something about a piece of his mind once...
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