Grindolo
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Powerful Cosmic Warlock
YOU WILL ALL DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN.
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Post by Grindolo on Oct 18, 2018 13:16:24 GMT -6
I, The Almighty Grindolo present 3 tales of insanity, horror, and torment all aimed at the Order. (Especially Waddler.) (We open on a black screen with a disclaimer written in red.) Disclaimer Voice: Warning: The following episode of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets may contain content too frightening for younger viewers, such as gruesome death scenes, a reasonable amount of blood, themes of torture, and multiple mentions of the less desirable afterlife. Of course, there won't be anything too inappropriate that what's expected from this show, but still, viewer discretion is advised. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 18, 2018 18:22:41 GMT -6
{Cut to a dark library. A fireplace flickers as a couch faces away from the camera. Grindolo spins his chair around to face the viewer, wearing glasses and holding a book.} {in a fake acting voice} Oh! Well, hi there. I didn't see you come in. {takes off his glasses and holds up his book} Why, have I got some stories to share with you. Three, to be precise. Three stories written by my minions, the Unguraits, {his voice gradually gets more menacing} in which I finally get my gruesome revenge on the waddling maniac whose ancestor sealed me up oh-so-many centuries ago. {deep breath; back to fake voice} Now, take a look, shall we? {opens the book}{Zoom in to the book. A title card appears.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 18, 2018 20:15:46 GMT -6
I asked RasterOfMandomness for some 'stumes. Here they are: BODH: EVG: Patrick Bateman from American Psycho Dean: Mia Fey from Phoenix Wright GFD: Bud Dink from DougHonstlar: Its Guy from Monty Pythons Flying Circus Grindolo: Kenny McCormick from South Park Cleanser Geek: Pamela Vorhees from the original Friday the 13th Pretender: the Spanish peglegged guy from Tenacious D in The Pick f Destiny Dando: Carl from ATHF Arsene: Moldar from Jimmy Neutron Rabite: a Little Sister from Bioshock SMRX: Edward Snowden Stom: Dustin from Stranger Things HR: Homestar as Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird Strong Bad as Casey Jones from TMNT The Cheat as Master Shake from ATHF Pom Pom as Kyle Gass of Tenacious D Coach Z as Biggie Smalls Bubs as Nick Wilde from Zootopia Strong Mad as Zangief Strong Sad as Kuato from Total Recall Marzipan as Jimi Hendrix KOT as Buford T Justice from Smokey and the Bandit Poopsmith as Thanos Dooble and Homsar as NicePeter and EpicLLOYD respectively I striked out Gfd's costume, because I have my own plans... {ominous pause} But as per tradition, I won't reveal it until the toon is out. I'll make a teaser soon, like last year. Edit: Gfd as Greedo!
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Grindolo
New Member
Powerful Cosmic Warlock
YOU WILL ALL DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN.
Posts: 8
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Post by Grindolo on Oct 18, 2018 20:21:39 GMT -6
I call this collection of gory stories, Grindolo's Anthology of Agony. (Grindolo laughs as a soundalike of the Tales from the Crypt theme plays) Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaaaahhhh! (Purple slime drops onto the title card) Lackey #1031!!! Sorry, boss. (Credits start fading in and out, then Grindolo turns the page and reveals the name of the first story.) Chapter 1: The Thing That Wouldn't Shut The Hell Up. (Fade to Strong Bad's house decked out with Halloween decorations.) (Singing.) Spooky, scary, sbemails send shivers down your spine... (Cut to Strong Bad in a hockey mask in front of a bat-shaped computer called the Spooky 666.) ...Ponzi schemes will shock your soul and seal your doom tonite! (Strong Bad types in his usual command line and presses Enter.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 18, 2018 21:54:02 GMT -6
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Grindolo
New Member
Powerful Cosmic Warlock
YOU WILL ALL DIE IN AGONIZING PAIN.
Posts: 8
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Post by Grindolo on Oct 19, 2018 0:48:59 GMT -6
(Reads "III" as "Ay, yi yi!") Woah, man. I think I know who I should have dressed up as now, GUY WHO CAN"T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "TWO" AND "TOO"!.............. AND THAT GUY IS YOU!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 19, 2018 22:34:06 GMT -6
Anyways, Gregglers, I'm not really planning to do any tricking or treating this year. Or any year, for that matter. I'ma just egg and/or toilet paper people and/or their homes. Luckily, you are not one of those people! So, if your house gets egged and toilet papered in the next two or three hours, just remember that it definitely wasn't me.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 4, 2018 19:11:49 GMT -6
{stops typing} Well, that's enough emailins for today. {Cut to the basement. Strong Mad and The Cheat are waiting. Strong Bad walks in.} We ready to trick some treats, boys? INDUBITABLY! {The Cheat noises}
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 4, 2018 19:36:37 GMT -6
{The gang walk out of the house when they run into Homestar.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 4, 2018 20:26:01 GMT -6
Well, if it isn't the bane of my existence. Oh, hey there, the three juys! Hey Strong Bad, I really like your— Up-up-up-up. Save it for the stand-around-in-the-Spooky-Woods scene. We've got a Halloween toon to make.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 4, 2018 20:54:33 GMT -6
But you can't have a 'ween thing without me! Um, yes we can. No, you can't. Yes, we can. No, you can't! Yes, we- (Ding.) Hey, Homestar. Meet me at the graveyard. Okay! (walks away.) (The Cheat noises.) What am I planning? Oh, you'll see. (Cut to Homestar waiting near the graves.) (Off-screen) So here's the plan. (Cut to the gang hiding behind a tree.) We sneak up on him and when the moment is right, Strong Mad will punch his spine! (The Cheat noises.) No, it won't kill him, it will just make him go "Ow, that hort because I'm a mowon." OKAY! (Cut back to Homestar.) Man, there's no feeling like that feeling you get when you're waiting for your friends in a graveyard! (We see Strong Mad appear behind Homestar.) I wonder what will happ- (Strong Mad punches through Homestar's stomach.) AUGHH! (Homestar collapses, revealing a giant hole in his chest.) OH CRAP!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 4, 2018 21:36:44 GMT -6
Homestar! Speak to me! Homestar Runner? {frantic} Oh dang. Oh dang. He's dead! We killed him!! I didn't mean to do that! Strong Mad! You punched too hard! How dare you?! IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM! {The Cheat noises} I'm not crying, you're crying! {The Cheat noises} That's what I'm saying. It's a good thing that he's dead. I'm... I'm glad. I'm totally glad.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 10, 2018 1:20:19 GMT -6
{Sniff!} I believe the world has become a better place now that Homestar has been brutally murdered.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 10, 2018 14:57:59 GMT -6
So, uh... what do you say, we go back home? Eat-a some candies? THAT SOUNDS GREAT! {The Cheat noises of approval}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 25, 2018 20:49:07 GMT -6
{Wipe to the basement later. They are all slightly fattened, and candy wrappers are strewn about the room.} ...And then I figured, I can just make my own arts-and-crafts activities! That'll teach that Mr. Tiecollarondemous. WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT? I dunno, man. I don't even remember anything beyond that last sentence. So what should we do now? {The Cheat noises} STEAL PEANUT BRITTLE! {offscreen} Ride a ferris wheel! Those are all terrible ideas, you guys. {Long pause} Wait a minute.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 26, 2018 1:45:19 GMT -6
{The Cheat noises) You heard it too? SO DID I!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 28, 2018 17:31:32 GMT -6
{offscreen} Yeah, me too! Where is that voice comin' from?
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 28, 2018 18:41:50 GMT -6
Homestar? Is that you? GHOST!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 28, 2018 20:42:47 GMT -6
{voiceover} Yeah, must be. I distinctly remember that Homestar guy dying a few minutes or years or whatever ago. Um, you realize you're Homestar, right? {voiceover} Oh mans! I'm died! I've become a spectral ghostym'n! Show yourself! {A ghost Homestar appears}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 18, 2018 19:07:43 GMT -6
Whoa, check me out! I'm all floatacious and translucent! Or transparent. Wait, which one is see-through and which one is just sorta see-through?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 15, 2019 16:45:17 GMT -6
Look, Homestar... you're gonna have to leave. I don't quite like the idea of having my house haunted by my worst, dumbest enemy. Aw, come on, it won't be so bad! We'll live together and have all sorts of misadventures! We'll be like the quirky, disfunctional roommates in one of those sitcomedies! We'll pay people to laugh at our every sentence! {Canned audience laughter} Yeah, whatever. Just leave already. Well... you see, thing is... I don't think I can. Whudgh—b— wha?! I tried earlier. I couldn't get out of here. I guess I'm just gonna have to haunt your domicile for the rest of eternity! Won't that be just great?
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Post by Honstlar on Jan 19, 2019 15:48:51 GMT -6
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Zoom in on Strong Bad's fleshtangle, then fade to black, then cut to text reading "The Next Day...")
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 19, 2019 21:09:03 GMT -6
{Slow fade in to Strong Bad asleep on the couch. A slow keyboard beat plays in the background. The room is dark.} Super... Super Metroid... {The lights flicker on and off} {offscreen} Rise and shine, sleepyhead! {wakes up; groggily} Augh... wh— wha? Home...star? Wha... wha's this...all a— about? You can't sleep all the live-long day! We got a busy schedulé! {pronounced schedu-lay} Mm... what's... what time is it? Why, it's almost six-am! You late sleeper, you. I'ma have to cross an item off our to-do list. {gets out a paper and pen} Should I remove the fishing trip, or the foosball tournament? {shielding his eyes from the light} Urhh... h— how can we go fishing if you can't leave the... the house? Oh, no need to worry! I've got it covered! I flooded your room and filled it with all types of tropical sea fauna. Y... you did wha? You can thank me after breakfast. I made fresh pancakes! Or more accurately, I possessed The Cheat, and he made fresh pancakes. Please, just... let me sleep. My... mmgh... my brain can only function during afternoons and evenings. Oh-ho, Strong Bad! Always the jokester. Come on upstairs before your pancakes get cold.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 24, 2019 20:44:12 GMT -6
(Cut to Strong Bad walking near the kitchen counter, The Cheat is on the counter wearing a Jack-O-Lantern chef's hat, not unlike the dorky one Homestar wore.) Okay, I'm ready for... what was it Ghoststar was talking about? Blankas? Is Blanka from Street Fighter II a breakfast food now? Just gimme what you got, The Cheat. (The Cheat turns around, revealing that his eyes now look like Homestar's eyes.) (In Homestar's voice) Comin' right up, Sto Bo! AAHH! The Cheat, what hath become of you?!?!?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 25, 2019 18:00:43 GMT -6
Didn't you hear? I possessed The Cheat so I could make you pan-'em-cakes! {shielding his eyes} WAH! NO! Take that hideous abomination of unnatural proportions away from my presence at once!! Aw, don't feel bad, Strong Bad! I'll act like him and everything! See? Mooo.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 25, 2019 18:19:15 GMT -6
That's not how you pronounce "Meh"!!! YES, IT IS!!!! STAY OUT OF THIS, BIGGEST BRO!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 25, 2019 18:27:44 GMT -6
"Meh"? Oh, yeah, I can pronounce that. Douglas. {shocked} DID YOU JUST SAY DOUGLAS? {to Strong Mad} Did you just say Douglas?
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 26, 2019 11:33:23 GMT -6
(Offscreen) Did you just say- (Strong Mad throws a plate at Strong Sad.) DOUGLAS! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO JOIN IN!!! That's it! I'm going to my room! (Strong Bad leaves) And get out of my The Cheat!!!! (Cut to Strong Bad in his room.) Stupid ghost, ruining my life, violating The Cheat- ?????????: (Offscreen) Sounds like you got yerself a ghost promblem! How would you know that? (Pan left where we see a coat hanger.) On the count of my name bein' Sharpdene.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 26, 2019 17:11:08 GMT -6
Sharpdene?! I thought you were just a figment of my imagination! {The coat rack floats over to Strong Bad}SHARPDENE: So was 20X6, Senor Cardgage, Onion Bubs... I could go on all day. All this here ghost huntin' business realized me that I could become a ghost myself. So I did. I'm hauntin' this here coat rack, 'cause Sharpdene. This is perfect! You can help me get the spectral spirit outta my house! SHARPDENE: Aw, but I like it here. I meant Homestar. SHARPDENE: Oh. Wait, he's a ghost now too?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 16, 2019 18:40:39 GMT -6
{Cut to the kitchen} {in his normal ghost form} Hey, Strong Sad! Want some flapjacks? I would very much not. {walks in} Hey, Homestar. You think you'll haunt this house for all eternity, do you? Well, tell that to my secret weapon! {Sharpdene's coat rack ghost floats in}SHARPDENE: Hey. Geddout. No. SHARPDENE: {to Strong Bad} Well, I'm outta ideers.
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