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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 2, 2020 18:35:16 GMT -6
{Cut to the trio playing Tag Team Wrestling.} Ricky Fighters, here we go! Why don't they have a team called "the Strong Sads"? It doesn't even need to be a wrestling team. It could just be a minigame where you contemplate the many sorrows life brings. I'd play that.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 3, 2020 0:04:17 GMT -6
This game came out in the '80s, I don't think Nintendo allowed depression on their consoles back then.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 3, 2020 17:25:19 GMT -6
Yeah, I think you needed Mode 7 just to support mild melancholy. Technology was much less advanced in those days. I should just make my own game called "The Strong Sads". I'll make it out of parchment and India ink. And also it will be more like a choose-your-own-adventure book. What kind of controller? You use your hands to flip the pages. Ooh, motion controls. Very advanced. Motion controls stopped being advanced in the mid-to-early 2006's. My game will be breakthrough in the entertainment industry! It'll even come with a container of Cheez Wheez, to make it feel like you're eating a container of Cheez Wheez. An immersive experience. I'm liking the sounds of this game. I'm liking the sounds of the game we're supposed to be playing. You're right, Tag Team Wrestling has good sound design. Nice beeps, satisfactory boops. But the blips make me want to fill my ears with Cheez Wheez.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 3, 2020 20:02:32 GMT -6
Exactly how do you consider that a good thing?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 4, 2020 15:30:05 GMT -6
More Cheez Wheez is always a good thing. {sprays Cheez Wheez into his eyes} Wait, now I can't see the game. Did we win?
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 4, 2020 17:47:27 GMT -6
(Arsene blinks in exasperation.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 6, 2020 18:26:12 GMT -6
I'll take that as a yes.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 6, 2020 20:01:09 GMT -6
(Arsene punches Honstlar, sending him flying offscreen) Ow, my porgadon!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 7, 2020 15:26:42 GMT -6
So, uh... I'm thinking now would be a good time to end the episode. Or, like, the show in general.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 7, 2020 16:33:49 GMT -6
NEVER! Arsene, prepare the Top 10 list! On it!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 8, 2020 16:15:10 GMT -6
{takes out a list and reads} "Top 10 antimatter substitutes for cupcake batter that will not melt your facial flesh. #10..." Hey, wait. Garbles, you been messing with our top 10 list?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 10, 2020 23:25:26 GMT -6
No, of course not. Here, I'll read it. {takes the page} Number ten, artichokes. Sure, artichokes aren't generally considered a delicacy, but one might reconsider after tasting them in antimatter form. It is a delight, to be sure, although it doesn't quite live up to the other entries on this list, so it falls at tenth place. Number nine, supernovae. These interstellar treats have a bit of a tangy aftertaste, but once you get past that— {takes back the list} Gfd, please stop being disgusting. Nah. It's one of my hobbies.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 18, 2021 17:43:18 GMT -6
Weren't we supposed to review that game Correct Reincarnating Bird? I never said anything of the sort. I know, but it's in the episode description.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 20, 2021 14:24:47 GMT -6
Episode descriptions are more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Oh, good, so we can end the episode now? No, we still have to— {Cut to an "end." screen.} {voiceover} Aw, crap.
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