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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Mar 10, 2023 2:38:23 GMT -6
What does it taste like? Salmonberry. Something's not right... Eh, it's probably fine. We don't have to worry about it. {Homsar waddles by wearing a cowboy hat.} I'm beginning to feel concerned.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 25, 2023 18:39:08 GMT -6
YeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-haw, buddy! Yeeeeeeeee-haw to you too, Pudgy Sheriff. That's my name, don't waggle it out!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 25, 2023 22:20:38 GMT -6
Are there any changes to the timeline? Well, it looks like the Stick is still the same... {They look more closely.} Wait a minute. That's not the Stick, that's... THAT'S A BRANCH!! {The two scream.} I had no idea going back and changing an important part of history would have such a drastic effect on the present!
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 3, 2023 22:20:40 GMT -6
(Offscreen) Yeah, even I coulda torld you that!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2023 2:31:26 GMT -6
{offscreen} Me too! Did Coach Z just... respond to himself? I'd say our time travel made him more delusional than normal, but... no, that's actually pretty normal. {A two-headed Coach Z walks onscreen.} Or wait, you guys were talking about torm travel? I thought you were talking about fort fungus! Me too! {Honstlar jumps into Homestar's, arms, as the two scream again.} What, you guys scared of fort fungus? It's nothin' to worry about! Here, let me show ya's. Me too! Well, at least he hasn't changed in... most ways. Unfortunately.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 9, 2023 3:24:49 GMT -6
{Coach Z pulls out a foot-shaped mushroom with a small wooden shack on top of it.} Ya see, northin' to worry abort. Me too!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 12, 2023 22:18:09 GMT -6
Well, it doesn't matter if Homsar's a cowboy, the Stick is a branch, or Coach Z has two heads. We changed the future and now Marzipan's a reasonable meatatarian! Right? I dunno, we'll have to go find out. {The two arrive outside Marzipan's house.} Well, everything looks fine so far... {Homestar knocks on the door with his head, and Marzipan opens the door. She has short hair, sunglasses, and a camo dress with a skull-and-crossbones insignia. She's chomping on a turkey leg with a cigarette impaled through it.} Oh hey Marzipan! You look cool now. Are you cool now? Always been cool. Now get off my porch, loser. I just wanted to discuss our plans for our Tubesdate date! A date? With you? Pah. Don't make me laugh. Anyway, I gotta get back to huntin' wildlife and supporting our nation's many wars. {She slams the door in Homestar's face.}
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 13, 2023 10:33:41 GMT -6
{Pause.} We may have made her too cool. {The ground shakes as a loud screeching is heard.} What was that?!? {Cut to a gigantic moth with Bubs's head flying around the KOT's castle.} {SCREECH!}{Cut back to Honstlar and Homestar.} Is that supposed to be Bubs?!? {Two small The Cheats fly onscreen. They are rapidly flapping their arms.} {in the Powered-by-The-Cheat voice.} The mighty Bubsthra has been awaken! This land is doomed to upwards of 5 weeks of despair! {Cut to the top of the castle, the King of Town is swinging a large broom towards Bubsthra.} Back! Back I say! When the Urinesmith returns with the electrified ladle, your days will be numbered! {Cut back to Honstlar and Homestar.}
Is it just me, or has he lost weight? {Cut to a close up of Bubsthra turning menacingly towards the camera.}
Uh oh... {Cut back to Honstlar and Homestar.} ...I don't think he liked that comment. {Cut to Bubsthra flying away from the castle and towards Honstlar and Homestar.} {SCREECH!} {Cut back to Honstlar and Homestar.} AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! {The two flee.} Seriously, Hon Hon, I've been meaning to get my steps in recently, but I didn't want to do it this way! There must have been some major divergence that happened after we left! We gotta go back and make sure everything else happens as it's supposed to so we can prevent this bizarro future!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 17, 2023 3:35:22 GMT -6
{Bubsthra swoops down, grasps the cardboard time machine in his talons, and perches atop the KOT's castle.} That complicates things. {The two run over to the castle and are met at the drawbridge by the Knight.}THE KNIGHT: {The Cheat noises} We need to get to the top of the castle so we can retrieve our time machine from Bubsthra! THE KNIGHT: {The Cheat noises}{The Knight lowers the drawbridge, and Honstlar and Homestar enter.}
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 17, 2023 3:53:44 GMT -6
Thanks, Sir The Knight, the The Cheat! {Cut to Honstlar and Homestar on top of the castle.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 19, 2023 3:06:10 GMT -6
{Bubsthra looms above them.} Would you say this is a gulp-worthy scenario? Yes, I'd call this a gulp-worthy scenario. Okay, on three. One, two, three... Mmmm...GULP! {The King of Town joins them.} Hey King, did our changing history give you any giant-moth-fighting powers? I don't know what you're talking about. {takes off his mustache} I can only assume you're asking if my mustache is a gun. {cocks the mustache and aims at Bubsthra} The answer is yes. Give us that! {Honstlar takes the mustache and shoots sticks of butter at Bubsthra, who dodges every shot.} Can someone get him to stay still?! YaAaAaAaAa'll round up the varmint! {Homsar, still wearing a cowboy hat, throws a lasso at Bubsthra and ties him up.} He's trapped! Now's your chance! {Honstlar fires more butter at Bubsthra, who is immediately covered in massive hives.} This thing has a severe butter allergy! This is perfect! But we still need to finish it off somehow! {Marzipan leaps into the scene, jabbing into Bubsthra's hives with a sharp strip of bacon. She then impales him with the bacon and walks off, taking a bite of her buttered skewered Bubsthra.} Would you call this a "well, that just happened"-worthy scenario? It's a pretty generic quip, but... yeah, that did just happen. And hey, here's our time machine!
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Post by Honstlar on Jan 19, 2024 21:21:35 GMT -6
Now to rectify this stnank! {Homestar and Honstlar hop into the time machine.} Funny thing. {Homestar does a funny thing.} Second funny thing. {Homestar does another funny thing.} Third funny thing! {Cut to live-action stock footage of a man getting hit in the gut by a cannonball.} Not exactly what I had in mind, but that'll do. LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT! {Honstlar slams his foot on a pedal and the time machine warps away. The Urinesmith walks in holding a soup ladle with a 9-volt battery taped to it.} Hey guys, what'd I miss? {Cut to Honstlar and Homestar from a few minutes ago.} Now we'll just press "GO" and we'll get back to the future in seconds! Or more precisely, in 22 years. {They warp away, then the present day Honstlar and Homestar warp in.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 10, 2024 22:26:24 GMT -6
Okay, time to undo everything we just did. {grunts} What are you doing? Trying to un-throw a Limozeen: Zeenin' Into The Night DVD at Strong Bad's head. {a DVD is hurled at Homestar; he looks at it} Aw man, Taranchula's Rockin' Rampage? I just meant we should, like, tell Marzipan that you're getting her the Yello Dello. Oh, right. That's probably easier. {Cut to Marzipan watering her flowers. Homestar walks in.} Hey Marzipan, remember a few minutes ago when I said not to expect any birds for your birthday? Well, I'm getting you the Yello Dello, actually. Ooh! That's wonderful! {pause} Why are you telling me this now? If I don't, Bubs is gonna turn into a gigantomoth that can only be defeated with butter from the King of Town's mustache! {Ten seconds pass. Honstlar waddles in.} Oh, have you never heard that expression? It just means "I don't like keeping secrets from you". Aww, that's sweet. ...And The Stick is gonna turn into a branch! A FRIGGIN' BRANCH!!
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Post by Honstlar on Feb 10, 2024 23:47:48 GMT -6
And that expression means "If you see a cooked bird at any point in the next 7 days, that isn't the Yello Dello, so please don't be mad at me." That's seems pretty convoluted. Well, it is an Albany expression. Who even are you anyway? (Honstlar violently sweats.) (Nervously) Uhhhhh..... Stu? Nice to meet you- (Marzipan also starts to violently sweat.) Uhhhhh..... Stu. (They both stop sweating.) (Whispering) Hey, I thought you said we were undoing everything. (Also whispering) I did. It's just that "time to undo everything we just did" means "time to undo just one thing and then try something else to achieve a similar effect" in Albanese.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 18, 2024 18:54:15 GMT -6
{whispering} Oh, those wacky Albanians. {They start walking away.} So, where do we go now? We gotta go wack! Wack where? Wack to the Future! Why'd you say it like that? Every 27,256th and 27,257th time I say the letter B, it comes out sounding like a W. It's a serious issue.
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