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Post by Honstlar on Dec 2, 2019 14:24:31 GMT -6
A storm is a brewin' at Strong Sad's debut concert, and it's up to Juniper and Honstlar to keep it under control.
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Juniper
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Post by Juniper on Dec 2, 2019 16:19:50 GMT -6
So, how we gonna start this? I'm not a good starting person.
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Post by Honstlar on Dec 2, 2019 16:40:46 GMT -6
Announcer: Previously, on Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People {pronounced "pepple"}... {Cut to Strong Bad spraying the word "Security" on the fence with a can of aerosol cheese} Now THAT'S a spicy piece of graffiti! {Walks up} Excuse me, is this the fabled fence where all the hipsters vandalize public property with the names of all their favorite bands? Why, yes. Yes it is. "Security?" Hmm... {Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Sad walks up, wearing a yellow security jacket and humming We Don't Really Even Care About You.} Hey! Security guy! {As Strong Bad approaches in the background} Is that what they call fans of Security? Interesting. Well, hello yourself, Security guy. {angrily} No, dummy! {back in his normal mood} That's what I call dummies who have signed up to run security at Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands! Buh-but— You're wearin' my security jacket, ain't ya? Yes, but— So take this billy club and get securitizin'! {Gives Strong Sad a billy club} Okay... {Walks off} {Cut to Strong Sad tasering Strong Bad, then cut to Strong Sad in Strong Badia} Well, since there's already so much positive buzz about them, I decided I would just go ahead and start a band called "Security" myself! Listen to my first hit single! {Sings to the tune of Hugo Left Me Miserable} Security left... security left-- {Interrupting} Yeah, that's enough of that. Announcer: Or is it?!? Background Voices: Dun, dun, dun! {Cut to Strong Sad in his room tuning a guitar.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 2, 2019 17:22:40 GMT -6
{singing and strumming} ...But then they came back! {quits strumming} Thank you, thank you! I'd like to thank all my greatest fans who have supported me throughout the years. And my pet rock Danielle, who was thrown into the river by cruel brothers twelve years ago. This next song goes out to her. Rest in peace, Danielle. {clears throat and starts to strum} Security left... security left... {Strong Bad opens the door.} Who are you talking to in here? I'm practicing for my next concert! I've got to learn how to deal with my legions of adoring fans. I assume by "legions", you mean your pet rock. You have no right to speak sass-talk about Danielle Jr.!
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Juniper
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Post by Juniper on Dec 8, 2019 11:04:21 GMT -6
{ Knock knock. Knock knock, yo.} Come in! What's this person mess? Perhaps it's one of the many legions of fans! Or it is The Cheat, coming with my new chainsaw to dismember your arms!
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Post by Honstlar on Dec 8, 2019 19:39:00 GMT -6
What happened to the old one?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 9, 2019 22:19:37 GMT -6
It broke during your last arm dismemberment. Oh, right. I remember that now.
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Post by Honstlar on Dec 10, 2019 0:52:37 GMT -6
{Strong Sad’s left arm pops off.} How could I ever forget. {Cut to Honstlar looking inside Strong Bad’s fridge.} Yup, that casserole is definitely growing hair. Juniper: Um, that’s not why we’re here, Honstlar. Oh right, I forgot. Demonic Fridge Watch is on Mondays, not Fridays.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Dec 11, 2019 15:14:42 GMT -6
{pops out of the fridge} Did someone say hairy casserole? {sigh} Great. What are you doing here? I'm guessing someone mentioned hairy casserole. That automatically summons my presence. JUNIPER: We're just here to watch Strong Sad's band practice. A one man band practice. Three-to-One Marny? Panda Bractice? JUNIPER: One man band practice. I didn't know Strong Sand was a one mand band. Hey, mind if I join along and listen to— {vanishes}JUNIPER: Where'd he go? Someone must've said hairy casserole. {reappears} Hey, thanks for bringing me back. Anyway, mind if I join along and listen to the tunes?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 27, 2020 14:44:21 GMT -6
HAPPY 8600: {pops out of the fridge} And me too! Who are you? HAPPY 8600: Hey kid, I'm a computer. I can see that, but... who are you? HAPPY 8600: I'm Homestar's laptop Happy 8600! And I'm in the club now, I decided.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 11, 2020 18:53:19 GMT -6
ANONNY: {pops out of the fridge} Oh, I am as well! What? ANONNY: I'm a Broternal Order of Different Helmet. Name's Anonny. Huh. Neat.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 3, 2020 11:33:59 GMT -6
COACH Z: {pops out of the crisper drawer} Dornt forget me! WILL YOU GUYS GET OUT OF HERE! (Happy, Anonny, and Coach Z go back into the fridge. Honstlar closes the door.) That's enough of that. {offscreen} Boy, I'll say. (Pan to Gfd gnawing on his leg) I was getting testy. (Cut back to Strong Sad's room.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 3, 2020 17:49:01 GMT -6
{gluing his arm back on} You're right, that new chainsaw is a lot more efficient at all kinds of dismemberment. I know! I think it was worthwhile investment, don't you? {Honstlar, Gfd, and Juniper enter.} Hey look, my legions of fans have arrived!
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 3, 2020 20:00:00 GMT -6
I'm assuming by legions, you are referring to the legions of somewhat peaceful alien races that Gfd consumed last week.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 4, 2020 15:22:44 GMT -6
Hey, only 13 billion casualties. The rest are still alive in there. {Bumping is seen inside Gfd's stomach.}VOICES: {muffled} Let us out! So peaceful. Have you come to see my performance?
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 4, 2020 17:44:07 GMT -6
Juniper: Of course we are! Yeah, I love trainwrecks! {Juniper slaps Gfd} Ow!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 6, 2020 18:19:06 GMT -6
{ahem} This first song goes out to the love of my life, Danielle Jr. Never have I had a pet rock with such personality. Not since the first Danielle. {singing} Security left, security left... Wait. They did? What if someone tries to get in without a ticket? The guards should inform someone before leaving.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 6, 2020 20:01:58 GMT -6
Are those the only lyrics you can come up with?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 7, 2020 15:28:11 GMT -6
No. Hold on... {flips through his music book} One of my songs has "but then they came back". {flips to another page} Oh, and this one lyric says "security went" instead of "security left". That man is truly a lyrical genius.
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 8, 2020 17:59:55 GMT -6
You can’t expect to be a successful indie band if you only have one song. Well, I have tried to write different ones, but I keep getting sidetracked... by my brothers. {Cut to Strong Mad sitting at a table next to a glass of orange juice.} YOU CAN DO IT, STRONG MAD. {pounds the table} YOU CAN TALK TO ORANGE JUICE! {He winds up his right fist, aimed at himself. Strong Bad leans in.} No, Strong Mad, wait— {Strong Mad punches himself in the face and falls offscreen. Strong Bad winces as he lands. Pan to a concussed Strong Mad on top of Strong Sad.} My everything is numb. {Cut back to Strong Sad and Honstlar.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 9, 2020 15:51:35 GMT -6
Why don't we help you write a few songs? I have a bit of experience with that sort of thing. It could be a Honest Liar/Security collaboration!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 18, 2021 17:38:52 GMT -6
Sure, that sounds like a good idea to me. Let's start with a song about Security leaving. I have an idea for the lyrics...
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 19, 2021 3:12:33 GMT -6
Yeah, I think it’s best if you leave the lyric writing to us.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 19, 2021 14:28:51 GMT -6
{Cut to Honstlar, Gfd, and Juniper at a desk with a sheet of paper on it.} We should start by deciding what this song's about. The many wonders of parmesan cheese! The depressing ephemerality of life! Hey, this band's called Security, isn't it? Maybe this can be a helpful instructional song about keeping your belongings secure! Like parmesan cheese! This song doesn't have to mention parmesan cheese. Aww, that's my favorite music genre.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 27, 2022 17:01:42 GMT -6
So what should the title be? Maybe something about how a safe can help keep your stuff... uh, safe? Safekeeping! It's got a double meaning, see, 'cause it's about safekeeping but also keeping... in a safe. Works for me. How 'bout we storm up some lyrics from our brains?
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Post by Honstlar on Jun 10, 2022 19:30:06 GMT -6
Okay! {Honstlar and Gfd both scrunch their faces and grunt.} What are you doing- Shh! Not now, we're thinking. Really, it looks more like you're taking a dump. Wait, those are mutually exclusive?!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jun 14, 2022 22:11:51 GMT -6
I thought of some words that rhyme with safe! Like what? Aafe, bafe, cafe, dafe, eafe, fafe, gafe... Those aren't real words. Aw man, we have to use real words?! That really limits our options. "Café" is a real word, though. Not when you pronounce it "cafe". {rhyming with safe} Speaking of which, it's always weirded me out that "cafe" isn't short for "cafeteria". They're both food places! What about "this song rocks, so we keep it behind locks"? "It doesn't chafe to keep your stuff safe"?
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 2, 2022 16:14:11 GMT -6
No, I’m pretty sure that would chafe a bit.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 12, 2022 23:42:12 GMT -6
"You don't need to strafe when you keep things safe"? Wait, I thought of a chorus. Here... {writes on a page} I sing this part, you sing that part. Gotcha. {singing} We'll clean your clock! {singing} We're tough! {singing} If you don't lock! {singing} Your stuff! Eh, it's fine, I guess. That's not one of the lyrics.
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Post by Becca!! on Jul 13, 2022 16:47:59 GMT -6
ANONNY: I'm back!
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