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Post by Honstlar on Apr 25, 2019 14:02:01 GMT -6
Dangeresque is back in his biggest case yet! Or is he? (Yes, he is.) Perducci has taken over the world, and now it's up to Dangeresque and his crack team of crooked cops to save the world and stop Perducci once and for all! (We open on an exterior shot of a bank vault, where a hand places a small jet booster on the door.) The Robber: Why didn't I think of this before? Instead of wasting time trying to carry millions of dollars out of a vault, I'll just fly the money out of the bank! Oh, if only mutha could see me now. (The Robber pulls out a remote with a joystick and a big red button) The Robber: And now, the moment of truth... (Pushes the button) (The vault rockets out of the building, setting off the alarm.) The Robber: I should have thought this through a bit more. Policeman: (Offscreen) Stop right there! The Robber: Oh crap! (Begins frantically moving the joystick) (The joystick breaks off.) The Robber: That's not good! (Cut to an exterior shot of the vault flying aimlessly through the night, then cut to Strong Bad poking a lobster with a cattle prod near the brick wall.) Stupid lobster, why won't you reveal your alien nature? (The vault crashes on the lobster, with Strong Bad narrowly avoiding death.) Ooh, free money! I know just what to do with this... French Narrator: An Undisclosed Amount Of Time Later... (Cut to everyone in Strong Bad's basement.)
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 26, 2019 17:32:55 GMT -6
I can't believe Dangeresque 5 finally got finished! I can't believe my stomach isn't filled with pudding! I can't believe I finally got to star in a feature film! I can't believe it's not butter!
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Post by EDITED Video Greg on Apr 27, 2019 10:08:39 GMT -6
...More on that later.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 27, 2019 11:11:33 GMT -6
Right now, it's time for the premiere of the biggest... (The Cheat plays a note on an electric guitar.) ...the longest... (The Cheat plays a higher note.) ...the most spectacular Dangeresque movie... (The Cheat plays an even higher note.) ..ever created!!!! (The Cheat plays Charge! (The baseball "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duuuhhhh" song.) and lifts the guitar over his head) Are you ready?!?! (Everyone cheers.) ROLL FILM!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 7, 2019 17:31:39 GMT -6
{Zoom in on the TV. Open on the dark smoky office, with two familiar silhouettes.} Hey dere Dangeresque, you wanna help me get some groceries? Not now, Renaldo. Because today... the world's in crisis! {points his nunchuck gun at the camera}{Cut to the title card: "Dangeresque 5: The World In Crisis"}
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Post by Honstlar on May 11, 2019 18:25:05 GMT -6
(Cut back to the office.) Nevermind. Hey, Too, you up for groceries? Groceries? But we already have food. I know that, but look at the donut I pulled out earlier today! (Renaldo pulls out a chocolate donut with "Written by Strong Bad" written in sprinkles. Oh, gad. This is just like my Alpha-Bits! (Dangeresque Too pours out some Alpha-Bits onto the desk, the letters spell out "Edited by the Cheat") Oh, come on, those are just isolated incidents. Tell that to my milk carton! (Diamonocle pulls out an empty carton of milk, on the side we see "Explosion Consultant: Gfdgsgxgzgdrc" in place of the nutritional facts.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 11, 2019 20:47:40 GMT -6
Okay, this is gettin' pretty weird. What's on the shopping list, anyway? {Cut to the shopping list. It says "Unintentionally financed by The Robber"} {voiceover} Oh, right, I forgot to add... {Cut to Renaldo} We need some more-a-dese. {holds up a paper plate with "A Strong Bad Studios film" written on it} Whatev. I'ma go get the world outta crisis.
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Post by Honstlar on May 12, 2019 0:35:15 GMT -6
The world doesn't look like it's in crisis. (Cut to Cutesy Buttons looking out the window, where we see a billboard for The Pizz with the slogan "Directed by Strong Bad" written under the logo.) If anything, it looks like a self-aware credits sequence. It may seem like the world isn't in crisis, but soon, when you least expect it... BOOM! Crisis! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to patrol Brainblow for drug dealers so I can "sample their wares". (Dangeresque tries to open the door, but it appears to be locked.) Well, looks like I'm gonna have to jump! (Dangeresque jumps out the window and into DangeCarEsque.) (Offscreen) The name's Dan Jerskew, known to 99.999% of the populous, as Dangeresque: Private Eye, Crooked Cop, Secret Agent, and Certified Seller of Irish Real Estate.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 13, 2019 16:57:55 GMT -6
{voiceover} I'm also well-known is several states for being an expert opening-narration-ist. I mean, I narrate all over the place! {He screeches past a red traffic light and drives down the seedy, crime-ridden back alleys of Brainblow City} {voiceover} I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, that sort of thing. The thing about keeping chinese stars under my bed is kind of a myth. I mean, I used to, but now I use awesomeness-powered bazookas, fueled by my excessive coolness. {The car drives up a ramp and leaps over a lake onto another street} But I don't have to say any more about myself. You know who I am. But you may not know my significantly less popular and cool acquaintences. They've helped me out of some tight jams. {Cut to the Smoky Office, where the Dangeresque Team is meeting} There's my partner, Dangeresque Too. My sorta-retired sorta-partner Renaldo. His foster daughter and Stickanee gardener, Cool Cool Glasses Erin. Baron Darin Diamonocle, bad guy turned good guy. Cutesy Buttons, the love interest character, and her sister, Sultry Buttons. The eccentric mad scientist-type Professor Experimento, his associate Scientist Methodemew, and their assistant Doctor Prisma. The Sweepster and Detective Delly, owners of a five-star restaurant chain. The Supreme-Chief-Officer-Chief-Bossman, formerly known as The Chief, is, well, the chief. And last but probably not least, there's my father's consiousness downloaded onto a computer, who we refer to as dad.exe. {Cut to various prison cells, with tons of villains in them} We've faced many foes over the years. Perducci, Killingyouguy, Hot Tub, Craig, Szechuan Steve, Stingy Relenque, The No-Armed Bandit, the Armed Bandits, Izu Zabooka, Dangergsgxgzgdrc Johnson, and Dr. Layers are all confined to tiny cells in Brainblow City Prison.
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Post by Honstlar on May 16, 2019 19:01:59 GMT -6
I can't feel my legs...
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 18, 2019 15:36:47 GMT -6
If only I wasn't one of his minions... CRAIG: If I still had my robot, he could break us outta here. SZECHUAN STEVE: {subtitled} What an injustice! Those curly fries were supposed to be mine! STINGY RELENQUE: Onh, oui! Also, how did I survive falling, still falling, and unbelievably bouncing? Zat is not what sounds like a sense to me! Does anyone have any snacks?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 8, 2019 16:19:52 GMT -6
{Cut to Dangeresque speeding and zig-zagging through cars on the highway.} {voiceover} I can't think of anything else I need to tell you about, so let's ditch this narrating business and start this movie already. {A siren is heard as a police car chases down Dangeresque.}OFFICER: Pull your vehicle over! Meh. I'm not in the mood right now. OFFICER: Stop! STOP! Pull over now! You want me to pull over? Fine. I'll pull over... {He drives the car through a railing and off a bridge, plummeting down to the water a mile below.} ...over this bridge! {The car splashes down into the water and bubbles down to its demise. After a few seconds, it rises up again in submarine-form.} Take that, non-crooked cop! Dangeresque plays by his own rules! {speeds off toward shore}{Cut to the police car. The window rolls down slightly, showing a round white head shrouded in shadow. Its Teen Girl Squad-esque eyes squint with rage. The officer rolls the window back up and continues driving.} {Cut to the prison.} Man. If only I wasn't behind these bars... I could finally finish building that doomsday device.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 15, 2019 16:35:33 GMT -6
Wait. Did you say doomsday device? Yeah. I drew a bunch of blueprints and everything. Now I'll never be able to build that thing. {There is a brief pause. Then Perducci throws the No-Armed Bandit through the prison wall, creating a hole.} We're free! {Most of the criminals run out. The No-Armed Bandit lies crippled on the floor, with his minions gathered around him.}IZU: Boss! You all right? ARMED BANDIT #3: I can call an ambulance! What's the point? He can barely walk anymore, much less make evil plans. You should join me instead! What's in it for me? A corndog. Make it twelve. Eleven point six. Deal. IZU: Dangegarbles! What are you doing? You must be loyal to our boss! I ain't loyal to no one. The No-Armed Bandit paid me to help him, so I helped him. Now Perducci is paying me to help him, so I'm helping him. ARMED BANDIT #7: I'm not gonna work for some injured dude! Count me in, Perduch'! ARMED BANDIT #2: Me too! IZU: I'm not sure... What do you think, boss? {weakly} Ow, my porgadon. IZU: Good point. {to Perducci} We'll all join you. Good. Now let's blow this three-meals-a-day stand. We've got ourselves some blueprints to steal. {Cut to Dangeresque in his office.} And so I told Diamonocle, "That's the last time you'll ever poison the president's three-bean goulash!". And I threw him off the building. Then the building exploded. And I walked away from it in slow-motion without looking back. Even though I kinda wanted to see what it looked like. It sounded like an awesome explosion. How did he survive? He landed in a pillow-selling truck, and it drove away before the explosion. After that, he decided to get his revenge by seasoning my cool, cool glasses with ghost pepper crumbs, so when I put them on my eyes— 'Ey, di'n'tcha have a case file to deliver to The Chief? Yeah, I know. The case of the origami dentures. I wanted to give that file to him casually late. You know, show him "you're not the boss of me!" sorta thing. But he is the boss of you. Yeah, and I'm the boss of you. And I boss you to quit saying dumb stuff all the time. I've got a file to deliver. {Cut to Dangeresque opening the door to The Chief's office.} Hey, The Chief. Here I am, delivering this file right on time, as usual— wait a minute. {Cut to an opposite view, revealing a silhouetted stick figure.}SILHOUETTE: Ah, Dangeresque. Come in. We have much to discuss, you and I.
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Post by Honstlar on Oct 15, 2019 17:22:10 GMT -6
You're the jerk who tried to pull me over!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 10, 2019 19:15:53 GMT -6
SILHOUETTE: "Jerk"? Is that really how you answer to your new boss? {The silhouette steps out of the shadows, revealing... The Cleanser Geek.} New boss? That's right. The Supreme-Chief-Officer-Chief-Bossman retired, and I was chosen as his successor. I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot, what with you blatantly breaking the law and such. It would be a shame if any of your superiors saw that. A law enforcer breaking the law? That would get a person fired, don't you think? Oh wait. I am your superior. You can't fire me! Not after I solved the Deep-Fried Chicken Nugget Case of '93! I am well aware. I've seen the case file. So, to keep your job... let's make a deal, shall we? No more "crooked cop" stuff. Stick to the law. Regular cop business. Then maybe I'll consider keeping you. That's not fair! How do you think I caught the Deep-Fried Chicken Nugget Master? Let me guess. Breaking the law? You're darn right! If I hadn't done all that crooked cop stuff, the Deep-Fried Chicken Nugget Master would still be out there today, doing whatever type stuff that guy does! You're a talented man, Dangeresque. I'm sure you could have caught that man without breaking any rules. From now on, you are not a crooked cop. You are a cop, and that's all. But the "crooked" is the most important part of crooked cop! I'd rather be a crooked than a cop. Remember the song? "He fights the law, but he also fights the crime, but not as much." See? I'm s'posed to fight the law more than the crime. Fighting the crime is just a little thing I do on the side. This is non-negotiable, Dangeresque. Do you want to keep your job or not? Yeah, I guess so. Good. There's been a prison break near Brainblow City. I want you to go there and investigate. Investigate? The prison? But all the criminals are gone! Why should I go investigate an empty prison when there are criminals to be caught? You're fired. Fine, I'll go. Good choice. Tell them... Officer Zuzuko sent you.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 30, 2019 14:49:58 GMT -6
{Fade to Dangeresque slowly driving along the streets of Brainblow City, which is now overrun with criminals and chaos.} {mumbling} Stupid... Zuzuko... have to... obey the stupid law... stupid... {He arrives at the scene of the prison break and gets out of his car.} Hey, Too. The new chief gave you the whole lecture too, I assume? What are you talking about? Y'know. We can't break the law anymore and all that. Oh. She didn't say anything 'bout that. I think it's cause I always obey the law already. I keep telling you that you'd be a way better crooked cop if you actually followed through with the "crooked" part! {whispering} I jaywalked once. Does that count? It's a start. So what've you found? As you can see, one of the criminals hasn't escaped yet, likely due to his crippling injuries. Broken... ribs... collarbone... punctured liver... internal swelling... Hey, that's the No-Armed Bandit! Sweet! One less criminal we have to worry about. The ambulance is on its way as we speak. Wha— ambulance? He's a criminal! Why don't we just leave him here painfully wallowing in the regret of his life choices? Don't you remember? The law states that as cops, we must inform authorities if we see anyone injured. Right. {mumbling} The stupid law. Prisma, are you finished determining the cause of the injury? The impact to his cranium seems to have come at a fourty-one-degree angle, and the DNA sample from his epidermal tissue shows traces of concrete. Incidentally, the prison wall seems to have been broken by a blunt object at a fourty-one degree angle, and there are hints of No-Armed Bandit DNA surrounding the exit. I propose that the Bandit was unwillingly forced into the wall headfirst by one of his inmates, breaking through the concrete. Dang. This guy must have a hard head. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got criminals to catch and a city to save. Not so fast, Dangeresque. The law states that we must keep the victim company until assistance arrives. Seriously? Szechuan Steve just robbed a fast food factory! Stingy Relenque has hijacked a Hot Jones delivery truck! Craig just bombed an orphanage! And who knows what Perducci is up to? The ambulance will arrive in less than three hours, don't worry. Right. We're looking at 2.9 hours, tops. {grumbling} Maybe I should just let myself get fired. {Cut to the outside of the No-Armed Bandit's former headquarters.} Ugh. Look at this place. I am going to have to do some redecorating, that is for certain. How does one get inside? IZU: We bandit henchmen all have key cards. {taps a card on the scanner and the door opens} How convenient. Now where do you keep the plans? IZU: Go up to the 29th floor, turn right, turn right again, and you'll see a room with the number 2951 above it. I'll have to scan my eyes to unlock the passcode, which must be typed in less than— Never mind. Just lead me there. {Cut to a blueprint on a wall. Perducci, Izu, Dangergsgxgzgdrc, and the Armed Bandits approach it.} Finally... the world will be mine!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Mar 3, 2020 22:07:18 GMT -6
{Long pause.} So we just gonna stand here and look at these plans, or what? Armed Bandits. Get working on this doomsday device. Izu, Dangewhatever, you two... recruit allies. You know I'm on it! Peow! {runs off}IZU: Uh... sure. Me too. {walks away}{Cut to Stingy Relenque bathing in an Olympic swimming pool full of Hot Jones.}STINGY RELENQUE: Onh honh! A city overrun with criminals, Dahngeresque missing een action... I can get away with whatever I so desire! Soon, zee very oceans will be full of Hot Johnes! And eet will all be mine! {emerges from the surface of the pool} So, you want oceans of Jones? We can do that for you. STINGY RELENQUE: French exclama- tion! What are you doing een my bathtub? Stingy Michael Relenque, we'd like to recruit you to work for Perducci. STINGY RELENQUE: Absolutely non! I work for my own self, merci beaucoup! Is that so. Then, I take it you're not interested in world domination? STINGY RELENQUE: Now you have my atten- tion. You said it yourself. All criminals freed, no Dangeresque to stop us. It's a paradise. But what happens when Dangeresque returns? When we're all arrested? With Perducci ruling the world, it can be like this forever. You, Mr. Relenque, you can have your ocean of Hot Jones, and maybe a planet while we're at it. STINGY RELENQUE: Onh honh honh! I likes zee sounds of zis! Yes, I will help create a world where criminals rule! A world of freedom! A world... of Hot Johnes! That is the correct answer, Mr. Relenque. {puts on a headset} Dangergarb to Perducci. Agent Syrup is in. Over. {Cut to Perducci overseeing the construction of the doomsday device. Ominous music hums in the background.} Excellent. One down... {Perducci looks over at a chart with all criminals on the planet. The music escalates.} 1,386,007,256 to go.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 9, 2020 19:46:54 GMT -6
{Cut to Izu Zabooka talking to Szechuan Steve.}SZECHUAN STEVE: {The Cheat noises; subtitled} All the curly fries I want? IZU ZABOOKA: That's right. All you have to do is join the No-Arm— er, Perducci's forces. We can make a new world where all criminals are free... free to commit crimes without being hassled by the man. SZECHUAN STEVE: {The Cheat noises; subtitled} Now that's my kind of world! I'm in! {Cut to Dangeresque watching from a distance.} Izu Zabooka and Szechuan Steve are teaming up! We have to shoot them before they do anything too illegal. Shooting them is illegal. Besides, the law obligates us to stay with the No-Armed Bandit until the ambulance arrives. I know it's illegal! What are you, Officer Zuzuko's third cousin, twenty seven times removed? Just tryin' to help, man. {Cut to Perducci's headquarters. He has now assembled an army of every criminal on Earth.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Oct 27, 2020 0:18:52 GMT -6
Attention, every criminal on Earth. I'm sure you are well aware of why I've gathered you here. STINGY RELENQUE: Hot Johnes! SZECHUAN STEVE: {The Cheat noises; subtitled} Curly fries! A sub sandwich! Yes, yes, and sure. But mostly, it is to take over the world. So I don't get a sub sandwich? Once the world is taken over, you'll be able to steal all the sub sandwiches you can ever possibly hope to digest. Okay, that's not too bad. I guess I'm in. For years, we criminals have been acting independently in our own self-interest, constantly getting caught by the authorities, never reaching our true potential. But now that we have all joined forces, we can act for the good of criminals around the world, and no one can stop us. Once I get this doomsday device up and running, you guys all commit crimes at the same time. There's no way the police will be able to catch you guys when there's like a billion of you. CRAIG: That's not a bad plan. Totals. Izu, how's the doomsday whatever thing coming along? IZU: It's done, the No-Armed— ehm, Perducci. Sir. Then let's get this world domination show on the road! {Cut to Dangeresque in the crowd.} {whispering to himself} World domination. I knew it. Who said that? Uh, me. {in a lower voice} Crimey... Severalcrimes. The third. I have to go... do several crimes. Now. {Dangeresque runs to the Gremlin and drives off. Cut to his office.} {rummaging through his drawers} Heat-seeking missiles... shurikens... Reesy Cup milkshake... {walks in} Dangeresque. What are you doing here? Oh, I'm just preparing to save the world. Perducci has assembled an army of every criminal on the planet, and plans to use a doomsday device to create a world where evildoers can roam free. How do you know this? I snuck into their headquarters and heard them say some exposition. Dangeresque, you should know that you are not allowed to break into headquarters and eavesdrop on exposition without permission from the chief of police. Yeah, but if I hadn't broken the rules, the world would be in the gravest, and possibly graviest, of dangers. You acquired that information through unlawful means, so I will not let you pursue these world-saving shenanigans any further. If we receive word of it legally, we'll send officers to deal with it. The crap? Then what'm I supposed to do? {looks at her notepad and begins writing} Littering is an unfortunate problem on the streets of Brainblow City. Your job is to collect any garbage you see and dispose of it. What kind of crooked cop work is that? You are no longer a crooked cop, remember? Henceforth, you will only work on tasks that I have assigned you. No law-breaking allowed.
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Post by Honstlar on Oct 27, 2020 12:52:21 GMT -6
Would one of those tasks happen to be shoving a pitchfork into my eyes? Because that’s what I’d rather do right now!
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Post by amberite on Jul 5, 2021 15:00:40 GMT -6
Most certainly not. If you cooperate, then maybe I'll have someone drive you to Brainblow City. But what about Perducci's master plan? How are you going to get legal information about that? Maybe I'll direct that to Dangeresque Too.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 11, 2021 20:42:34 GMT -6
No problem, new Chief! {a criminal walks by} Say, criminal guy, would you happen to know anything about Perducci's master plan? CRIMINAL: Nope. {leaves} Well, I'm out of ideas. What was that criminal doing in our office anyway? {looks in his drawer and gasps} He stole my Reesy Cup milkshake!! How is that possible? Crime is illegal! Not anymore, Renaldo. {Cut to Perducci's headquarters as he prepares the doomsday device.} Izu... DangeI-can't-bother-to-pronounce-the-rest-of-your-name... any last words before we obliterate the law and let crime reign free? Yes. Milk Duds. IZU ZABOOKA: Uh, paleontology. Excellent. I'd recite a speech, but frankly I just want to get this world domination over with. {He activates the doomsday device, and it shoots a red beam into the sky, turning the atmosphere an ominous red. Lasers rain down, destroying all the world's prisons and police stations. Cut back to Dangeresque's office, now in smoldering ruins.} {looking up and shaking his fist} PERDUCCI! I don't think he's up there.
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 15, 2021 13:32:04 GMT -6
(Cut back to Perducci.) IT WORKED, THE WOLRD IS OURS!!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 15, 2021 15:02:49 GMT -6
Crime is no longer illegal! IZU: All the world's resources are ours for the taking! {A crowd of criminals cheers, and chaos erupts as a crime spree breaks out across Brainblow City. Cut back to Dangeresque emerging from the rubble of his office.} What are we going to do, Dangeresque? We're not going to listen to Zuzuko. I don't trust her one bit. There's one guy I do trust, though... To the Supreme-Chief-Officer-Chief-Bossman! I was going to say "myself", but that guy works too.
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 15, 2021 16:34:03 GMT -6
(Cut to Dangeresque and the team in front of the Supreme-Chief-Officer-Chief-Bossman's apartment.) {Knock, knock!}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 17, 2021 15:05:34 GMT -6
{The door opens, revealing the apartment completely ransacked and empty.} Supreme-Chief-Officer-Chief-Bossman! What happened to all your belongings, valuables, and pizza toppings? CHIEF: Haven't you heard? Crime ain't illegal no more. There was nothing I could do to stop the burglars, robbers, thieves, and jaywalkers who did this. Why didn't you stop this, Dangeresque? I tried, but the new chief wouldn't let me investigate further. She wanted me to stick to regular cop business. CHIEF: Well, shoot. That'll teach me to accept bribes...
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Post by Honstlar on Jul 17, 2021 18:24:15 GMT -6
Bribes? Is that why your voice isn't shattering anything? Chief: 'Fraid so. She must have needed something to patrol, and volume just so happened to be what she picked. That's tyorible! Chief: It was still the best 7000 bucks I ever made.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 18, 2021 17:33:12 GMT -6
Wait a minute, if Officer Zuzuko was given the position through bribery... what qualifications does she have to boss me around?! {walks in} I was tired of your reckless methods of law enforcement, your refusal to operate under the very rules you protect. I needed to step in, but I didn't want to go through the trouble of actually becoming a police chief. You committed a crime to stop crime so you could stop me from committing crime to stop crime? That's both complicated and hypocritical. The rules need not apply to me, for I am incorruptible. When my ideology is objectively correct, the ends justify the means. What are you doing here, anyway? I had a feeling you'd come here, and I had to stop you from learning the truth. But now... I suppose it is too late. {pulls out a gun}
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Post by Honstlar on May 26, 2022 21:03:02 GMT -6
Stop this, this is... this is the worst! I swear to Flod, you and your gang of corrupt policemen will be brought to justice! And I'm not referring to the crooked kind. I'll kill you. I'll kill you!!!! {An intense fight breaks out.} You can not kill me, for the truth is written on my face. No, the truth is written on my face, and it says you are about to get gun nunchuk'd! {Smacks Zuzuko in the face with his Nunchuk Gun.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 26, 2022 23:15:11 GMT -6
{Zuzuko shoots Dangeresque, but the bullet merely grazes his cool, cool glasses in slow motion.} How'd you dodge that?! Totally not expensive VFX magic! Which is what you'll need to evade both my nunchuck and gun! {Zuzuko shoots at Dangeresque again... but he swings his nunchucks, deflecting the bullet back at her. It bounces off her head, leaving a bruise.} Ow. Now the truth is written on your face! No... this can't be... The combination of your excessive coolness and the mild faceache, I am incapacitated. I suppose you're going to arrest me now, like the criminal you are? I thought about it, but ultimately... I decided prison was too good for you. Oh yeah? What did you have in mind? {Cut to Zuzuko at a desk surrounded by students.} Oh, he just sent me back to the police academy? This isn't too bad. TEACHER: Now, class, what must all cops bring to the scene of a crime? A) a nunchuck gun, B ) a Reesy Cup milkshake, C) cool, cool glasses, or D) all of the above? STUDENT: The answer is D! {to herself} Wait, this isn't right... TEACHER: Good, and how did you find the answer? STUDENT: I cheated! TEACHER: Excellent, you get an A+. Wait... no! NO! {Cut to the outside of the building, which reads "CROOKED Police Academy".} {voiceover} NOOOOO!!
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