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Post by Honstlar on Apr 7, 2019 15:27:00 GMT -6
When a Hot Topic suddenly appears in Free Country, Honstlar gets suspicious of the new girl in town.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 10, 2019 20:51:00 GMT -6
So wait, how will this work? With Juniper not joining the BODH until after the movie, will this take place before or after?
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 10, 2019 21:02:49 GMT -6
After.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 12, 2019 20:47:29 GMT -6
Oh, okay. I'll just edit any broken continuity once the movie comes out. (Soon!) {Fade in to the Pillquarters} Hey, helmets! Guess what? Uh... "what"? What? You asked me to guess "what", so I guessed it. You guessed what? Yes. No, what did you guess? What? I said, what did you guess? I know. What? You're right. I'm confused. Let's start over. {Rewind to the beginning} Hey, helmets! Guess what? Cheese biscuits from space have invaded our planet and we're all doomed? You're providing your Royal Secretarian with a jillion dollars? It's time for me to hand out waffles? It's time for Stom to hand out waffles? We forgot your birthday again? You still don't want me to tell everyone about that time you got stuck in a jar of peanut butter? We're going on a vacation to Vegas? The murderer was just the butler all along? Fried garlic salts?
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 13, 2019 0:08:17 GMT -6
No, yes, yes, yes, no, kinda, our plane leaves next week, when is it not, and yes. That's a relief. Those guys are ruthless!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 18, 2019 16:40:16 GMT -6
They are indeed. But seriously though... Hey, helmets! Guess what? What? For this meeting— No, I was saying "what" like "I didn't hear a single syllable, please repeat that". HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS?! {sigh; clears throat} Hey, helmets! Guess what? What? That was like a "what is the thing"-type what, right? Yeah, it was. Okay, just making sure. For this meeting, we're going to take a tour through the outer reaches of space! WHOA! That sounds awesome! And by space, I mean literal, physical space, as in matter occupying our plane of existence. Not outer space. Oh. So what space are we touring? We're going to take a tour through the outer reaches of Free Country, USA! Well, that's almost as good. Let's go!
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 18, 2019 18:55:11 GMT -6
(Wipe to the Pillmobile moving to the right) And if you look to your left, you can see the bush where I found $20. All: Oooh. (Cut to the windshield area where we see Honstlar dressed as a bus driver.) And if you look closely on your right, you can see a rock that vaguely resembles 3rd Rock From The Sun's French Stewart. All: Aaah. And coming up ahead- (Honstlar's eyehole things widen.) Oh dear slob. (The Pillmobile stops next to a Hot Topic.) What's that mysterious establishment doing here?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 18, 2019 21:45:28 GMT -6
Hooray! They built a new restaurant! I... don't think that's a restaurant. Any building can be a restaurant if you try hard enough. Sure, I'm gonna need you to... you know, stop speaking words. Like forever. Will do! {eats his own mouth} I wonder if Hot Topic is at all related to Hot Jones. Maybe there's a Cold Topic up north somewheres. What about in between? Would that be a Room-Temperature Topic? I guess it would be. Come to think of it, I kinda wanna go there. I prefer my clothings to be room-temperature.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 18, 2019 23:07:08 GMT -6
Are you seriously not concerned about what this means?! Hot Topics don't just appear out of nowhere without a reason! Calm down, it's just a store. (Honstlar pulls SRMX12 towards him.) No, it isn't! It's a sign! A sign of what? Lemme explain. Back in Dockoville, this exact thing happened. A Hot Topic suddenly showed up. And the thing is, they weren't planning to build one! Then why did it show up? Oh, I'll tell you why it showed up! The day before it showed up, something happened... a family of emos moved in. What do emus have to do with this? I thought they were one of those stupid animals Marzipan is always trying to shave. He said emo, not emu. Do you know what this means?! Homestar thinks the animals are going bald? This means... (Zoom in on Honstlar) There's an emo in Free Country, who isn't Strong Sad. (Everyone else gasps.)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 19, 2019 19:13:35 GMT -6
{Music starts playing} We need to track down this menace! {puts on a detective hat and coat and holds up a magnifying glass} I, Detective Garbles, will solve this case! {typing} I can use my Prisma to track down the signal of emo brainwaves! I'll call for an emergency inspection at CGNU! {puts on sunglasses and a cool black suit} I'll be a secret agent with cool high-tech gadgets, sneaking around the countryside to find the intruder! Oh man, this sounds like such an exciting episode! Let's go! {Juniper walks in. The music stops.}JUNIPER: Hey, what's up with you guys? Oh.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 19, 2019 23:49:20 GMT -6
I was kinda doing a bit, but I guess it can wait. Who are you?
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 24, 2019 16:48:08 GMT -6
JUNIPER: I'm the new emo in town. {puts away his magnifying glass and puts on a medal} Case closed! Greatest job, Detective Garbles!
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 24, 2019 18:27:26 GMT -6
I meant your name.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 24, 2019 19:12:35 GMT -6
JUNIPER: Oh, right. That makes more sense. Well, what is it? JUNIPER: What is what? Your name. JUNIPER: What about it? What is it? JUNIPER: What is what? What is your name? JUNIPER: Oh, of course. Sorry, I understand what you meant now. Yeah, but... what is it? JUNIPER: My name? Yes, your name. What is your name? JUNIPER: I figured that was what you meant, but I just wanted to be sure. JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME ALREADY!! Juniper. What? How do you know? It's right there in the transcript! How did you miss it?
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 24, 2019 19:44:44 GMT -6
Juniper: Miss what? I think he was talking to me. Juniper: Who was talking to you? Gfdgsgxgzgdrc. Juniper: Who? The blue guy. Juniper: What about the blue guy? (Irritatedly) He's Gfd. Juniper: Who is Gfd again? THE GUY WHO WAS TALKING TO ME!! Wait, I thought Who was on first base. DAAAAAHHH!!! Juniper: Well, I better be going. (Juniper starts leaving) Wait, don't go yet! Yet isn't leaving. I was talking about Juniper. Who? THE TREE GIRL!!!! What about her? SHUT UP, HOMESTAR!!! French Narrator: The Next Day... (Cut to Zascub walking into the meeting room) I hope I'm not too early! (Offscreen, nervously) ...d-divide the probability by 75, carry the 2... Uh... Honstlar? (Cut to Honstlar writing on a whiteboard)
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 25, 2019 17:51:15 GMT -6
I'm thinks he's calculating the astronomically high number of sub sandwiches he will begift unto me for my somethingty-five-point-nine-one-fourth birthday! For the last time, Gfd, I am not calculating sub sandwiches. Okay, good, because I already know how many sandwiches I'm gonna force you to buy me this year. How many? I'm still calculating it. There's too many digits for the mind to comprehend, so there's a lot of math involved. What's G to the power of phleventeenty-flourth plus eleventy-twelve and two halves, times the root of beans? Shut up. I'm working. On what?
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 26, 2019 11:16:50 GMT -6
I'm trying to figure out this Juniper character. What's she hiding? Why did she come here? Why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? The world needs to know! Calm down man, she's just an emo. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS JUST AN EMO! And I can prove it! Oh, assistant? (Strong Sad walks in, wearing a lab coat.) Stop calling me that. Strong Sad? What are you doing? For all of my painful existence, I've taken pride in the fact that the chances of me finding an acquaintance who shares my pain are lower than the standards of most DeviantArt users, but with Juniper in Free Country, that fact becomes fiction. That's why I have decided to contribute in the research of this mysterious female tree.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 26, 2019 17:07:31 GMT -6
I still don't understand why she's not just an emo. Okay, fine. Take Strong Sad, for instance. He's just an emo, right? Right. WRONG! Tell him, Strong Sad! I like bread. See? He likes bread! What else? I can play the flute. See what I mean? He's not just an emo! He's an emo who likes bread and can play the flute! So you can just imagine the dark secrets this Juniper fellow is holding. N—no, I can't. Well, that's 'cause you haven't done all the calculations. Speaking of which, leave. I'm trying to figure out her favorite flavor of jelly bean. What is it? {finishes an equation} Grape, apparently. No, you forgot to carry the 5. Oh, sorry. {changes equation} It's actually cinnamon and licorice.
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Post by EDITED Video Greg on Apr 27, 2019 10:22:23 GMT -6
...That is a shockingly normal flavor for this show.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Apr 27, 2019 21:37:19 GMT -6
That's a good point. Factor in that variable. {writes some more numbers in random places} Bagels disguised as golf cart tires, rolled through a cave full of whale blubber, and topped with a live rodent with a hearing condition. That's a jelly bean flavor?! {smiles wildly} I've been waiting for so long! Well, I guess I'm gonna be busy for the next few years. You know, you're quite disgusting. Why, thank you!
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 27, 2019 22:07:20 GMT -6
(Cut to a shot of the Hot Topic at night. Honstlar, Strong Sad and Gfd are wearing green dog costumes modeled after GIR from Invader Zim.) Remind me again why we're in these ridiculous costumes. If we want to find out more about Juniper, then we'll need to find a way to get close to her. To do that, we'll disguise ourselves as typical pieces of Hot Topic merchandise and have her buy us!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 7, 2019 17:14:28 GMT -6
{Cut to them standing around in Hot Topic. Generic store music plays faintly in the background as shoppers wander about.} Psst! Hey! I'm a merchandise! Buy me! Shut 'em up, Garbles! We have to wait for this Jupiter to arrive. No problem. I'll just call her up. {pulls out a phone and starts dialing} How do you have her phone number? I finished your calculations after you left to make these disguises. {into the phone} Hello? Jupiter? I'm a merchandise! Buy me! JUNIPER: {muffled} Down at the Hot Topic! I'm, like, a green dog thing. Only fivety five cents! We agreed on fivety seven cents! We gotta pay our bills somehow! Right. I meant fivety seven cents. JUNIPER: {muffled} No, this isn't a scam. I want you to come to Hot Topic and buy me. Also, my friends Honstlar and Strong Sad. I mean, Green Dog and Other Green Dog. Wait, am I Green Dog, or am I Other Green Dog? I'm pretty sure I'm Other Green Dog. JUNIPER: {muffled} No, like I said, we're not people. We can't talk or anything. We're just a merchandise. I can assure you, we will not come into your house and spy on you for information. JUNIPER: {muffled} That's ridiculous. I'm not talking. I'm being completely silent. I think you're hearing things. I'm just a figment of your imagination. JUNIPER: {muffled} What do you mean? This isn't creepy at all! Just come buy these three dogs, okay? JUNIPER: {hangs up} I think it worked! She must be on her way as we speak!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 16, 2019 21:01:54 GMT -6
{Fade to night. They're still waiting.} Aaany second now...
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Post by Juniper on May 24, 2019 17:16:23 GMT -6
French narrator: The next day.. : *sleepily* Any minute now... Juniper: *Walks up* : Here she comes! Juniper: *loud sigh* Ya'll are stupid fools. : We're not stupid fools! We're merchandise! J-Just.. Just go buy us! Juniper: How about no? : *growls of anger* Juniper: But Strong Sad's pretty cute in a GIR costume. : Well, shucks.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 24, 2019 19:53:05 GMT -6
{She takes Strong Sad and walks up to another one of those identical cashier guys}JUNIPER: I'll take this merchandise. CASHIER: I'm 80% sure that's a guy in a costume, sir. JUNIPER: How much for the guy in a costume? CASHIER: I dunno. Hey, guy. How much you cost? Fivety seven cents. CASHIER: Fivety seven cents, ma'am. JUNIPER: Worth it! {Cut to Strong Sad at Juniper's house, still wearing the costume. He takes out a walkie-talkie.} {into the walkie-talkie} Psst. This is Double-S, speaking to Single-H and No-Q. I've infiltrated the emo base. Over. JUNIPER: Over what? WAH! I, uh, can't get over how great this is to be a merchandise in this wondrous home.
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Post by Juniper on May 25, 2019 5:35:37 GMT -6
Juniper: {Shrugs and leaves the room and shouts} I'm just gonna go play Undertale. : {Into the walkie talkie} Psst. She just left. I'm going spying in her living room. Over. {He runs over to the gaming stuff in her living room} : {From walkie talkie, muffled} : {Into walkie talkie} For an emo, she seems to own a lot of gaming stuff. Over. : {Walkie talkie muffled stuff} : {Into walkie talkie, confused} And she also owns a ton of little character statuettes? Over.
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Post by Honstlar on May 25, 2019 11:02:01 GMT -6
(From walkie talkie) I knew there was something up with her! She's shrinking people and keeping them under her tail! Also, she has a tail, over. (Into walkie talkie) Wait, how are you doing that? Over. (From walkie talkie) Oh, it's not me, Gfd just decided to try mufflespeaking. Over. (From walkie talkie) Those classes were the best $527 I've ever spent! Odor.
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Post by Juniper on May 25, 2019 13:40:10 GMT -6
Juniper: {From another room} You better not be touching my amiibo collection. : {Into walkie talkie} Amiibo? Over. : {From walkie talkie} Oh yeah, little statues of game characters. What does she have? Over. : {Into walkie talkie} Looks like... Luigi, Dark Pit, Kirby, Mario, Peach, Rosalina, Meta Knight, etc. Over. Juniper: {From another room} STOP LOOKING AT MY AMIIBO.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 28, 2019 20:57:08 GMT -6
She wants me to stop looking at her amiibo. Over. JUNIPER: Stop or I'll sell you back to the store! She says stop or she'll sell me back to the store. JUNIPER: I can hear you on that walkie-talkie! She can hear me on this walkie-talkie. JUNIPER: Stop repeating me! She wants me to stop repeating her. JUNIPER: ...Or else I'll tell all your friends about how you can't wear shoes. ...Or else she'll tell you guys about how I can't wear shoes. JUNIPER: Can you put that thing down and help me make dinner? She wants me to put this thing down and help her make dinner. {Pause}JUNIPER: Now? Okay.
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Post by Juniper on May 29, 2019 18:23:44 GMT -6
{ Cut back to Gfd and Honstlar, still in the store.} I think we should actually talk to her. Maybe we should. Maybe we shouldn't. { Pause} You mean we shouldn't. Yes.
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