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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Sept 4, 2022 2:08:26 GMT -6
{After a moment, Strong Man also starts decomposing.} STRONG MAN: {growl that sounds like the word "brains"} {Cut to the aliens on their spaceship.} ALIEN: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, rumble-boys. Our involvement on this rumble-planet has caused an undead world-endening, or as I've come to call it, a "zombie rumble-pocalypse". ALIEN 2: Oops, I rumble-rumble should've told those Earthlings not to be eaten by the Flontha'ark beast.
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 6, 2022 3:14:51 GMT -6
ALIEN: I'm afraid we have no rumble-choice but to reverse time and undo this rumble-disaster. ALIEN 2: But the Chrono-Rumble-Rumbler hasn't been fully tested yet. It could send us to the incorrect time or even awaken some homicidal rumble-tendencies. ALIEN: We at least have to rumble-try.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Nov 14, 2022 1:56:25 GMT -6
{Cut to an old-timey intermission screen reading "One Chrono-Rumble-Rumbling Later..."} {Cut to the Old-Timey Field as it is laid to waste by flying saucers, zapping left and right and wreaking havoc.} ALIENS: HOORAY FOR HOMICIDAL RUMBLE-TENDENCIES!
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Post by Honstlar on Nov 14, 2022 19:07:12 GMT -6
{Cut to another old-timey intermission screen reading "Seventy-five Years Later..."}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jan 20, 2023 17:14:20 GMT -6
{Cut to Bubs' Fallout Shelter. Lazers zap in every direction, and most of the field is in flames. Homestar and Strong Bad peek out from below the stand's counter.} You think they'll leave soon? These aliens have been trying to destroy the planet for 75 years, they're not going to give up now. What if we sacrifice Coach Z as a peace offering? {peeks out from the counter} I don't like this plan. Shut up, this doesn't concern you. It concerns me a little. Besides, that's a horrible peace offering. Why would they accept that? We could try blowing up their spaceship to smithereens! How? To smithereens!
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Post by Honstlar on Jan 21, 2023 22:22:04 GMT -6
That doesn't really answer the question. {Bubs's feet pop out from the counter} Then maybe what I'm about to tell you will!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Feb 13, 2023 1:42:26 GMT -6
Your feet? OF COURSE! How have we never thought of it before?!?
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Post by Honstlar on Mar 5, 2023 3:59:43 GMT -6
No, not my feet! Then what is it? Follow me, and all will be explained... {The concession stand turns dark with only a yellow light shining from the top. Bubs slowly sinks into the basement, as if on an elevator.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Mar 10, 2023 2:40:58 GMT -6
{Cut to the inside of the basement, which resembles a giant spaceship. Bubs lowers down on a platform, and Homestar and Strong Bad clumsily fall in.} Whoa! Look at all the stuff in here! This really would've helped with the alien invasion that's been going on for the past 87 years. Yeah. But I never thought of it until now.
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Post by Honstlar on Apr 27, 2023 18:57:59 GMT -6
{Cut to Homestar holding a large bomb-like object.} Hey, what's this weird beeping thing? Oh! That's the thermonuclear nano-matter bomb I built. I was gonna use it to blow up that Firehouse Subs across the street, but then I remembered that the aliens already destroyed it. I don't even know why I bothered.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on May 16, 2023 23:02:10 GMT -6
Does it work on alien spaceships? I made it to be compatible with Firehouse Subs, so I don't know if it'll be able to destroy anything else. There's only one way to find out! Yeah, let's test it out on Homestar here. I was implying that we should use it on the aliens. It can only be used once, you know. Fine, we can build another one and use that on Homestar afterward. Good idea, save the best for last! {Bubs moves over to a control panel and presses a sequence of buttons. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, as a large spacecraft emerges from the ground beneath it.}
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Post by Honstlar on May 17, 2023 3:03:45 GMT -6
{Offscreen} Welcome aboard the U.S.S. Bubsotathon!
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Jul 4, 2023 0:26:25 GMT -6
Whoa, this is somewhere among the coolest concession stand spaceships I've ever threatened to eliminate alien invaders with! How'd you make it? Oh, I didn't, all concession stands come with spaceships built underneath. Why? To fight off alien invasions, of course. Did you not know this? I guess I skipped that lesson in concession stand class. {The spaceship ascends to face down the extraterrestrial invaders.}
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 3, 2023 17:50:21 GMT -6
ALIEN B: I say, there appears to be an enemy rumble-ship approaching. ALIEN 5: How curious... Should we undergo our rumble-mutation and show them how we do it on our planet? Eh, rumbledumble? ALIEN B: With rumble-pleasure. {The aliens transform into horrifying beasts.}ALIENS: {Loud growling} {Cut back to Bubs and the others.} Woah, didn't see that coming.
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 5, 2023 2:23:24 GMT -6
{The alien beasts break into the U.S.S. Bubsotathon.} I don't mean to be a bother, but this isn't your ship, actually. If you wouldn't mind leaving, that would be appreciated. {The aliens throw Homestar against a wall.} {dazed as he slides down the wall} Once again, key lime deserves all the credit here... Thank you for your patronage toward the prosperity of piekind. How are we supposed to beat these freaks? I can only think of one way. With a cool fight scene! {A cool fight scene ensues.} We've almost finished them off, but they keep fighting back! What do we do? {picks up a shotgun} I shoulda done this like a million years ago. {whacks the aliens with the gun, knocking them out} Whoa, it worked! When in doubt, just think... "What would I do in this situation if there was a broken computer?"
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Post by Honstlar on Aug 5, 2023 3:19:23 GMT -6
Hey guys, what'd I miss? {More aliens show up and utterly gore Coach Z.}
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Post by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on Aug 25, 2023 23:59:48 GMT -6
Ew, his brains and blood and eyeballs are staining all over the place! They even cracked his skull in, and I think I see an intestine. Sure sucks that this cartoon is in a visual medium so we have to bear witness to this gruesome carnage. I'll never be able to un-see this. He never returned my napkin. {coughs} The green man is alive! Oh no, somehow that makes this even worse. Where's my napkin? Those aliens... {wheeze} really... know how ta work a fella. {on the phone} 911? We've got two emergencies to report. One guy's got a missing napkin, the other's bleeding profusely. Oh, and if you could bring by some fresh enchiladas, that'd be great, thanks! It's... {cough} too late, Hamstray. I just wanted... to give you... {Weakly, Coach Z lifts his hand to Bubs's, then faints, dead. In Bubs's hand is a small device.} A solar detonator?! These instantly disintegrate anything within a 200-mile radius! We could use this to wipe out the alien mothership! Where'd he get his green mitts on one of those? Prolly my black market. I dunno where else he would've found something this illegal. So you had a secret weapon this whole time, and never thought to use it against the aliens? Hey, I can't cut into my profit margins! Illegal weapons dealing is a whole fraction of my livelihood!
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